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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to... Read More

  1. by cassioo
    Sep 6, '02
    Occupation: L&D RN experience Home health & peds Joined: May '02; Posts: 93; Likes: 16
    I work OB and a nurse transferred from medical and couldn't cut it so sent her back to medical (where she doesn't cut much either) heard last week she was going to access a pacemaker thought it was a port.
  2. by debbyed
    Sep 6, '02
    Occupation: Clinical Leader Specialty: ER, Hospice, CCU, PCU ; Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 799; Likes: 51
    :roll :roll :roll
  3. by zudy
    Sep 6, '02
    Joined: May '02; Posts: 827; Likes: 42
    So, are you saying a pacer and a port are two different things? Oh, I'm sorry, my old nurse manager took over my body.
  4. by teeituptom
    Sep 7, '02
    Occupation: ER RN Specialty: ER,ICU,L&D,OR,ETC ; Joined: May '01; Posts: 5,588; Likes: 566
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heart of texas


    I wont say a thing about boob jobs, besides I prefer butts





    doo wah ditty
  5. by Scavenger'sWife
    Sep 7, '02
    Occupation: RN in Quality Dept/Case Mgt Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 447; Likes: 20
    re: boob jobs....

    Nah...when I get old(er) i'll just stuff 'em in my pants pockets and keep on goin'........
  6. by micro
    Sep 7, '02
    Occupation: a just a nurse contemplating the nature of my career..... Joined: Oct '01; Posts: 2,344; Likes: 21
    :chuckle when i was young, i wished for more
    :stone now, i am old and know the score

    :imbar did i just say what i think i said.....

    micro
  7. by VivaLasViejas
    Sep 8, '02
    Occupation: RN and blogger extraordinaire Specialty: 20 year(s) of experience in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych ; From: OR, US ; Joined: Sep '02; Posts: 26,953; Likes: 44,675
    When I was in nursing school there were 2 of us who wanted breast reductions (hey, when you're a 44DD you take the bra off at night and your head hits the floor) and 2 other girls who wanted augmentations. We got some laughs from our fellow students when we shared our plans for this big "boob transplant" in which all 4 of us would be on operating tables and everyone would get what she wanted. Too bad the technology hadn't been invented yet! :-)
  8. by ERNurse752
    Sep 8, '02
    Specialty: 8 year(s) of experience ; Joined: Oct '01; Posts: 1,499; Likes: 287
    2 RNs I work with have boob jobs...haven't seen either one of them, but I've felt one of them.
    I know some other people have actually seen them though...
    They're both very nice, normal people, and d*mn good nurses too!

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