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Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, but instead she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours! He damn near died on us!" The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours, but instead she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded! "Suddenly, they hear this
bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" exclaimed the first doctor. "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!" :chuckle
When I was in nursing school there were 2 of us who wanted breast reductions (hey, when you're a 44DD you take the bra off at night and your head hits the floor) and 2 other girls who wanted augmentations. We got some laughs from our fellow students when we shared our plans for this big "boob transplant" in which all 4 of us would be on operating tables and everyone would get what she wanted. Too bad the technology hadn't been invented yet! :-)
monkijr
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just thinking about having my nipples pierced and hanging a chain from my ear lobes to my nipples.......instant lift.....:roll ouch!
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I always think of Princess Diana when I read your posts.
Anyway the piercing, chain, nipples, to ear thing, sounds kinky!!!!!There was a post about where to put your glasses earlier, I think you have solved that problem :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle