confused nurse - page 2

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to... Read More

  1. by   cassioo
    I work OB and a nurse transferred from medical and couldn't cut it so sent her back to medical (where she doesn't cut much either) heard last week she was going to access a pacemaker thought it was a port.
  2. by   debbyed
    :roll :roll :roll
  3. by   zudy
    So, are you saying a pacer and a port are two different things? Oh, I'm sorry, my old nurse manager took over my body.
  4. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heart of texas

    I wont say a thing about boob jobs, besides I prefer butts

    doo wah ditty
  5. by   Scavenger'sWife
    re: boob jobs....

    Nah...when I get old(er) i'll just stuff 'em in my pants pockets and keep on goin'........
  6. by   micro
    :chuckle when i was young, i wished for more
    :stone now, i am old and know the score

    :imbar did i just say what i think i said.....

  7. by   VivaLasViejas
    When I was in nursing school there were 2 of us who wanted breast reductions (hey, when you're a 44DD you take the bra off at night and your head hits the floor) and 2 other girls who wanted augmentations. We got some laughs from our fellow students when we shared our plans for this big "boob transplant" in which all 4 of us would be on operating tables and everyone would get what she wanted. Too bad the technology hadn't been invented yet! :-)
  8. by   ERNurse752
    2 RNs I work with have boob jobs...haven't seen either one of them, but I've felt one of them.
    I know some other people have actually seen them though...
    They're both very nice, normal people, and d*mn good nurses too!

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