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OK....If you don't see me in this discussion board again, you'll know why......!:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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You make me laugh, pee my pants!
When trying to pick out a good quote for my signature I ran into this, I think it is appropriate for here:
"A proverb is one man's wit and all the men's wisdom."
Bertrand Arthur William Russell
How true, how true
Thanks for the laugh keep em' comming!!
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CseMgr1, ASN, RN
1,287 Posts
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
There are others, but if I posted them, I might get TOS'D....