Chinese Proverbs

1. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
   
   Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
   
   Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
   
   Man who run behind car get exhausted.
   
   Man who run in front of car get tired.
   
   Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
   
   Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
   
   War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
   
   Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
   
   Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
   
   There are others, but if I posted them, I might get TOS'D....
   :spin:
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   About CseMgr1

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   May 11, '03

   Occupation: icu nurse Joined: Jul '02; Posts: 10,260; Likes: 233

   
   
   Well I liked them - you can Pm the rest to me if you like!
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   May 11, '03

   Occupation: Patient Care Manager-Hospice Specialty: 7 year(s) of experience in Hospice ; Joined: May '03; Posts: 394; Likes: 40

   Awesome! Way too funny!! Thanks for sharing these.
   Cheryl
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   May 12, '03

   Occupation: LPN Joined: Nov '02; Posts: 472; Likes: 1

   :roll :roll :roll
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   May 12, '03

   Occupation: Student Joined: Dec '02; Posts: 1,778; Likes: 20

   Originally posted by CseMgr1
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   Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
   
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   OMG!! This one is HILARIOUS!!!! Sent it to my boyfriend, and he loved it! Thanks for the laugh of the day!
   
   ~Kacy
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   May 14, '03

   Occupation: Radar Engineer Joined: Feb '03; Posts: 23; Likes: 1

   Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
   
   Man who have sex on side of hill have piece on earth.
   
   Man who have hands in pockets feel cocky all day.
   :chuckle
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   May 14, '03

   Occupation: RN Joined: May '03; Posts: 37

   :roll , I am laughing to hard!!!
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   May 17, '03

   Occupation: LPN Specialty: 20 year(s) of experience in Oncology, Cardiology, ER, L/D ; From: US ; Joined: May '02; Posts: 757; Likes: 274

   :roll
   
   BWWWAHHHH, tears rolling down my face from laughing! too funny!
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    May 17, '03

    Occupation: RN Joined: Jan '02; Posts: 1,732; Likes: 1

    To funny, please pm me any of the other ones that you couldn't post!
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    May 17, '03

    Occupation: Home Health Patient Education Resource Nurse Specialty: 10 year(s) of experience in Hemodialysis, Home Health ; From: US ; Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 21,359; Likes: 7,204

    
    
    It's been a long week... I needed this ! :chuckle Thank You !
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    May 19, '03

    Occupation: Assessment Nurse Specialty: 39 year(s) of experience in Case Management, Home Health, UM ; Joined: Apr '02; Posts: 2,611; Likes: 940

    OK....If you don't see me in this discussion board again, you'll know why......!:
    
    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    
    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    
    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    
    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    
    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    
    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    May 19, '03

    Occupation: Graduate RN in L&D Joined: May '03; Posts: 297; Likes: 3

    :roll
    
    You make me laugh, pee my pants!
    
    
    
    When trying to pick out a good quote for my signature I ran into this, I think it is appropriate for here:
    
    "A proverb is one man's wit and all the men's wisdom."
    Bertrand Arthur William Russell
    
    How true, how true
    
    Thanks for the laugh keep em' comming!!
    :roll
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    May 30, '03

    Occupation: renal dialysis Joined: May '03; Posts: 1

    :roll

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