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* How can I miss you if you don't go away?
* God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.
* My other car is a broom.
*Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
*I need someone real bad-Are you real bad?
*Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
*No hand signals---Driver on Viagra.
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"Fur is protested more than leather because it's easier to pick on rich old women than biker gangs."
"Eat moose, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong."
"I'm perfectly happy with my psycosis."
Not a bumper sticker but read on a Triage report in ER "Pt relates that he was recently started on new psych meds that have 'made the voices go away' and that he's 'not reday for that'"
sassynurse78
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I got these in my email and not heard some of them before. If anybody has anymore add yours, I love these things!:chuckle
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.
If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
The Earth Is Full --- Go Home
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Honk If Anything Falls Off
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
[seen upside Down, On A Jeep]
Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!