50th Wedding Anniversary

  1. An elderly couple was sitting at the kitchen table on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

    "You know" Lana said, "We were probably sitting in the kitchen across from each other 50 years ago."

    "Yea," Chris said, "But we were probably naked. "

    "So let's get naked now," Lana suggested.

    So they both took off all their clothes and sat across from each other.

    "You know," Lana said, smiling lovingly, "My nipples feel just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."

    Chris replied, "I'm sure they are - one's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."

    Have a great day!
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  3. by   teeituptom
  4. by   NICU_Nurse

    :roll :chuckle :roll
  5. by   RNIAM
    lol too funny!!!
  6. by   Sable's mom
    Even DH chuckled
  7. by   Mkue
    Loved it.

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