501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

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all right.

i confess! i'm a proper addict! this is a fantastic website - filled with goodies and great people.

and i know that i'm not alone :)

so... i challenge forum members to describe 501 ways to know you've been posting on allnurses.com too much. here's some to start off...

remember to put the numbers

1. you're still stuck in threads from 2002, trying to catch up.

2. during conversations in 'actual reality', you keep looking for the emoticon buttons whenever you are being sarcastic/trying to be funny/etc.

3. when arguing with your so, you quickly get your point in because you think the debate will get locked.

4. you try to find a pm function on the phone, so much easier than dialing.

5. when your family starts getting on your nerves, you want to pm a moderator to get them banned.

:D

Specializes in Critical Care.
128. When your checking threads from years and years back!!

131. You find yourself correcting your spelling/grammar from a post ages ago. You can tell I've been recently reading a thread I posted to LONG ago because under my posts, the 'last edited date' will be current on some of them.

~faith,

Timothy.

132 - when you sleep with the laptop in the bed with you, and you wake up randomly in the middle of the night to check allnurses.com to see if anyone posted something new.

132 - when you have a seperate folder that holds all the threads that you book marked.

133 - when you find yourself reading all the threads from the very beginning and book mark the threads you liked, and GO BACK to read them every now and again, when there isn't any new threads around.

Specializes in acute medical.
128. When your checking threads from years and years back!!

Hah! I've just been doing that!

134. When you would rather be on allnurses than having sex with your husband.

135. Afterglow is a smoking a cigarette while on allnurses.com after having sex with your husband.

136. Trying to read threads and post opinions while having sex with your husband.

137. You believe there needs to be an allnurses.com anonymous support group.

(I have a feeling I am going to be edited on this one. Sorry moderators in advance, just trying to have a good time.)

134. When you would rather be on allnurses than having sex with your husband.

135. Afterglow is a smoking a cigarette while on allnurses.com after having sex with your husband.

136. Trying to read threads and post opinions while having sex with your husband.

137. You believe there needs to be an allnurses.com anonymous support group.

(I have a feeling I am going to be edited on this one. Sorry moderators in advance, just trying to have a good time.)

You're scrolling through the threads on Allnurses.con and feel someone vigorously shaking your shoulder and you hear:

"You need to get off the computer. Your baby is crowning!"

You're thinking "Wow! Where am I. I didn't know I was pregnant. Who's this guy beside my bed saying 'Push, darling, push.' He looks kind of familiar."

Specializes in Med-Surg, LTC, Rehabiliation Nursing.

when you start at the END of a thread and work your way back through the whole thing, cuz you just want to be current, after all! But... you just cant stop checking what everybody said!

You're scrolling through the threads on Allnurses.con and feel someone vigorously shaking your shoulder and you hear:

"You need to get off the computer. Your baby is crowning!"

You're thinking "Wow! Where am I. I didn't know I was pregnant. Who's this guy beside my bed saying 'Push, darling, push.' He looks kind of familiar."

Must be your doctor.

LOL, too funny. Well here goes nothing. "Hi, my "name" is Darciamoonz and I am an allnurses addict". There I said it:p

Specializes in Medical Surgical.

138. When you make allnurses.com your home page on your laptop, regular PC and your school computer; so that its the first thing you see when you turn your computer on.

139. Even though allnurses.com is on your homepage, it is the first link on your favorites.

140. When the highlight of your Saturday evening is being logged in to allnurses.com

141. You smile when you get an email stating "Dear FutureRN-PA, Suchansuch has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to suchansuch- in the SuchandSuch forum of allnurses.com Nursing for Nurses.

142. When you realize you have no life after reading 137 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com and actually added to it!!!

I love this site!!! BTW I'm officially a GN!!! NO LONGER A STUDENT NURSE AS OF 5/17/07 :balloons:

Specializes in ICU, Surgery.

:mortarboard: :balloons:

CONGRATS!!!

143. You get all giggly and excited when you get a reply to your posts.

:redpinkhe:blushkiss:heartbeat

:rotfl: i love this site !!!

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