hello!!! i need all the help i can get.... where on earth can i find qualpacs/ quality patient care scale? i've been searching for days now... to no avail. please help me!!! i really need to know...
rianne1117 replied to rianne1117's topic in Nursing Humor
#33. don't worry. i think it is sharp enough. #34. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? #35. anyone see where i left that scalpel? #36. "pass the scalpel" . . . "sure! here you...
#1. that's cool. now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! #2. wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? #3. this patient has already had some kids, am i correct? #4. oh no!...
A few of mine... 1. Meticulous hand washing - I need to have a pack of paper soap in my purse wherever I go. I've supplied all family members with a bottle of hand sanitizer. Arrggh... 2. Not...
E.R. Male, 37: electrocution. He got electrocuted after stealing live electrical wires to sell it for its copper contents O.R. Female, 18: ectopic pregnancy. Only claimed of "mild" abdominal pain...
rianne1117 replied to nurseangel78's topic in General Nursing
Hello nurseangel78, the site antidote mentioned is really comprehensive. I've tried researching for just one site where they indicate the colors of the IV bottles, etc. and I was informed that they...
rianne1117 replied to SeekingAnswers's topic in Ob/Gyn
hello SeekingAnswers, I'm sure someone will come along shortly to give you a more definite answer to your question. On internet search these are the definitions I've gathered: Pseudodecidual...