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    QUALPACS Quality Patient Care Scale

    thank you very much daytonite!
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    QUALPACS Quality Patient Care Scale

    hello!!! i need all the help i can get.... where on earth can i find qualpacs/ quality patient care scale? i've been searching for days now... to no avail. please help me!!! i really need to know what this form looks like.. i need it for my research project. any help would be greatly appreciated!!! ü :spin:
  3. may god bless you and guide you.... :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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    501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

    :yeahthat::yeahthat::yeahthat:
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    Things You Would Rather Not Hear During Surgery

    #33. don't worry. i think it is sharp enough. #34. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? #35. anyone see where i left that scalpel? #36. "pass the scalpel" . . . "sure! here you go, dr. kevorkian!" :heartbeat:icon_hug::redpinkhe
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    Things You Would Rather Not Hear During Surgery

    oh dear :uhoh21: i do hope her surgery went smoothly though :redpinkhe:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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    What age were you when you went to nursing school?

    26 :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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    You Know You're a Nurse When...

    You and your coworkers are elated after postop abd. pt passes gass
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    Your Favorite one liner used with patients

    you guys are hilarious!!!! :rotfl:
  10. #1. that's cool. now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! #2. wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? #3. this patient has already had some kids, am i correct? #4. oh no! where's my rolex?!?! #5. ya know, there's big money in kidneys ... and this guy's got two of 'em... #6. well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. #7. no, no, no, no, no!! dammit..... oh well.... #8. there go the lights again! #9. could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. #10. sterile schmerile. the floor's clean, right? #11. rover! come back with that. bad dog! #12. oops! hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? #13. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature. #14. fire! fire! everyone get out! #15. what's this doing here? #16. what do you mean "you want a divorce?!?" #17. i hate it when they're missing stuff in here. #18. oh no! page 47 of the manual is missing! #19. i wish i hadn't forgotten my glasses... #20. everybody stand back! i lost my contact lens! #21. better save that. we'll need it for the autopsy. #22. hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. #23. accept this sacrifice, o great lord of darkness. #24. what do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...? #25. someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. what else would you hate to hear during surgery? :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    ROTFL :roll OMG!!!! I can't get over this one!!!! Whaahahahhahah :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
  12. A few of mine... 1. Meticulous hand washing - I need to have a pack of paper soap in my purse wherever I go. I've supplied all family members with a bottle of hand sanitizer. Arrggh... 2. Not sharing food that doesn't come with a serving spoon. 3. Wiping down chairs before sitting down (aherm.... white clinical uniform anybody???) 4. Holding my breath and turning away when somebody sneezes/ coughs. :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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    Self inflicted

    E.R. Male, 37: electrocution. He got electrocuted after stealing live electrical wires to sell it for its copper contents O.R. Female, 18: ectopic pregnancy. Only claimed of "mild" abdominal pain for several days; mother kept insisting her daughter said she was still a virgin.
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    501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

    143. You get all giggly and excited when you get a reply to your posts. :redpinkhe:blushkiss:heartbeat
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    For those that wanted Drug lists.

    hi kitten79, there's a link in reply #28 by krazykev where you can immediately download the zipped files. i hope this has been some help... :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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    Intravenous Infusion

    Hello nurseangel78, the site antidote mentioned is really comprehensive. I've tried researching for just one site where they indicate the colors of the IV bottles, etc. and I was informed that they differ with every maker and that the important thing to do is to clearly check the bottle label. To comply with a recent assignment I called some manufacturers in our area just to ask for IV bottle colors/specifications. I hope someone will reply to your thread about having a standard for IV bottle colors just like the one the have for ET tubes. Anyway, you can add this site to your readings about IV therapy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intravenous_therapy :heartbeat:blushkiss:redpinkhe
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