#1. that's cool. now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
#2. wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
#3. this patient has already had some kids, am i correct?
#4. oh no! where's my rolex?!?!
#5. ya know, there's big money in kidneys ... and this guy's got two of 'em...
#6. well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
#7. no, no, no, no, no!! dammit..... oh well....
#8. there go the lights again!
#9. could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
#10. sterile schmerile. the floor's clean, right?
#11. rover! come back with that. bad dog!
#12. oops! hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
#13. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature.
#14. fire! fire! everyone get out!
#15. what's this doing here?
#16. what do you mean "you want a divorce?!?"
#17. i hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
#18. oh no! page 47 of the manual is missing!
#19. i wish i hadn't forgotten my glasses...
#20. everybody stand back! i lost my contact lens!
#21. better save that. we'll need it for the autopsy.
#22. hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
#23. accept this sacrifice, o great lord of darkness.
#24. what do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...?
#25. someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
what else would you hate to hear during surgery?