"Are my testicles black?"

  1. A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen
    mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge
    his face and hands.
    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
    Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here
    to wash your face and hands."
    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
    Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your
    face and hands."
    The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little
    distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
    "Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
    Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She
    whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers,
    moved his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up
    the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing
    wrong with them!!!"
    At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,
    "Are my test results back???"
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  3. by   oceanlover
    That was good.
  4. by   Teshiee
    oooh gosh that was cute!!!! hahahahaha!
  5. by   BadBird
    Very funny!
  6. by   Mkue
    now that's funny !
  7. by   renerian
    How hilarious!!!!!!!!!

  8. by   J-RN student
    Funny!:roll :chuckle :roll :chuckle
  9. by   vaughanmk
    I could see myself making a mistake like that my first day on the floor. I really need to learn to listen closely or next time it will be me...