Nursing Humor / Share Jokes

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Specializes in critical-care.

Alright, as nurses we are exposed to a LOT of humorous situations (especially all you ER nurses). Maybe it's a funny joke or encounter with a patient, family member, or fellow coworker. I'm sure you guys have some great ones. While maintaining confidentiality/patient privacy, let's hear 'em!

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

I was still a student nurse and my assigned patient was a 98 year old African American lady. She was adorable! If she weighed 80 pounds, I'd

have been amazed. Her face was almost free of wrinkles which was a change from my family. As someone in her late twenties, whose northern

and western European relatives wrinkled early, I was amazed!

Most of the super elderly women I had known at that age were quite wrinkly, no matter what race they were. She saw me glance in the mirror as I washed my hands, and laughed. She said, "Don't worry,Honey. You'll have some lines coming soon and wrinkles later on, but I guess

we're lucky 'cause black doesn't crack."

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I have a knock knock joke :))) so let's start!

KNOCK KNOCK!!

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

Who's there?

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Who's there?

HIPPA!

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

HIPAA who?

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HIPAA who?

Sorry I can't tell you THAT....

-get it? Get it? =))

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Sorry I can't tell you THAT....

-get it? Get it? =))

I know I suck at jokes :(( lol

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

g-r-o-a-n...

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g-r-o-a-n...

Hahaha sorry to disappoint you. It's your turn now ma'am/sir for a knock knock joke! :yes:

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

knock...knock...

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knock...knock...

Who's there?

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