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Alright, as nurses we are exposed to a LOT of humorous situations (especially all you ER nurses). Maybe it's a funny joke or encounter with a patient, family member, or fellow coworker. I'm sure you guys have some great ones. While maintaining confidentiality/patient privacy, let's hear 'em!

sharpeimom

2,452 Posts

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

I was still a student nurse and my assigned patient was a 98 year old African American lady. She was adorable! If she weighed 80 pounds, I'd

have been amazed. Her face was almost free of wrinkles which was a change from my family. As someone in her late twenties, whose northern

and western European relatives wrinkled early, I was amazed!

Most of the super elderly women I had known at that age were quite wrinkly, no matter what race they were. She saw me glance in the mirror as I washed my hands, and laughed. She said, "Don't worry,Honey. You'll have some lines coming soon and wrinkles later on, but I guess

we're lucky 'cause black doesn't crack."

Moonstar94

34 Posts

I have a knock knock joke :))) so let's start!

KNOCK KNOCK!!

sharpeimom

2,452 Posts

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

Who's there?

Moonstar94

34 Posts

Who's there?

HIPPA!

sharpeimom

2,452 Posts

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

HIPAA who?

Moonstar94

34 Posts

HIPAA who?

Sorry I can't tell you THAT....

-get it? Get it? =))

Moonstar94

34 Posts

Sorry I can't tell you THAT....

-get it? Get it? =))

I know I suck at jokes :(( lol

sharpeimom

2,452 Posts

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

g-r-o-a-n...

Moonstar94

34 Posts

g-r-o-a-n...

Hahaha sorry to disappoint you. It's your turn now ma'am/sir for a knock knock joke! :yes:

sharpeimom

2,452 Posts

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

knock...knock...

Moonstar94

34 Posts

knock...knock...

Who's there?

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