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Nursing Humor / Share Jokes

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Specializes in critical-care.

Alright, as nurses we are exposed to a LOT of humorous situations (especially all you ER nurses). Maybe it's a funny joke or encounter with a patient, family member, or fellow coworker. I'm sure you guys have some great ones. While maintaining confidentiality/patient privacy, let's hear 'em!

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

I was still a student nurse and my assigned patient was a 98 year old African American lady. She was adorable! If she weighed 80 pounds, I'd

have been amazed. Her face was almost free of wrinkles which was a change from my family. As someone in her late twenties, whose northern

and western European relatives wrinkled early, I was amazed!

Most of the super elderly women I had known at that age were quite wrinkly, no matter what race they were. She saw me glance in the mirror as I washed my hands, and laughed. She said, "Don't worry,Honey. You'll have some lines coming soon and wrinkles later on, but I guess

we're lucky 'cause black doesn't crack."

I have a knock knock joke :))) so let's start!

KNOCK KNOCK!!

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

Who's there?

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

HIPAA who?

HIPAA who?

Sorry I can't tell you THAT....

-get it? Get it? =))

Sorry I can't tell you THAT....

-get it? Get it? =))

I know I suck at jokes :(( lol

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

g-r-o-a-n...

g-r-o-a-n...

Hahaha sorry to disappoint you. It's your turn now ma'am/sir for a knock knock joke! :yes:

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

knock...knock...

knock...knock...

Who's there?

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

Orange

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

Orange ya glad I didn't tell another nurse joke! ba BOOM!

Orange ya glad I didn't tell another nurse joke! ba BOOM!

HAHAHAHA that was a good one! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

I have another one! What does the beta blocker's response to ca ch blocker's joke?? :cheeky::nailbiting:

opdahlamber

Specializes in Long term care. Has 3 years experience.

'LOL?

'LOL?

Oh maaaaaan, you know that too? Hahahahaha :roflmao::yes::cheeky: