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Specializes in critical-care.

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

Orange

sharpeimom

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,. Has 20 years experience.

Orange ya glad I didn't tell another nurse joke! ba BOOM!

Orange ya glad I didn't tell another nurse joke! ba BOOM!

HAHAHAHA that was a good one! :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

I have another one! What does the beta blocker's response to ca ch blocker's joke?? :cheeky::nailbiting:

opdahlamber

Specializes in Long term care. Has 3 years experience.

'LOL?

'LOL?

Oh maaaaaan, you know that too? Hahahahaha :roflmao::yes::cheeky:

Once I was walking to the side of an older gentleman who was being wheeled down a quiet hallway. The resident was wearing a gown with a blanket spread out over his legs. There were a couple people walking towards us, and several other nurses at the nurses station. It was a nice quiet night. However, the tranquility was shattered in a brief moment when he yelled out with a very feeble and bemoaning cry, "Jesus Christ, I'm indecent!" This of course sent everyone within ear shot into a fright. His lower half was exposed. It turned out, as he was being wheeled along, his blanket became caught in the spokes of the wheelchair essentially flashing anyone in sight. Thankfully there were just staff there at the time.;)

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