2nd Nursing Cartoon caption contest - win $100 - page 7

back by popular demand! our first caption contest was a huge hit, we received hundreds of messages to run another contest, so here it is. good afternoon nurses, your misson, should you choose... Read More

  1. by   VivaLasViejas
    "Please come down, Mr. Claus.....it's just a little enema!"
  2. by   yarmada
    "They told me to go and seek out God....I assumed they meant you Doctor!"
  3. by   I love dogs
    Sir, I said cast state, not Castrate!
  4. by   telehead
    "Vacation request- Denied. Next."
  5. by   SammiJoRNBSN
    [font=impact]"oh great one, i come to you to beg a favor...is there any way to get rid of full moons? it was like a [font=impact][font=impact]zoo [font=impact]last night down there in the ed!! "
  6. by   mrr5745

    "Of COURSE you're the Easter Bunny! I just called you Brian by mistake."
  7. by   brick195969
    No, I haven't seen you're stethoscope.
  8. by   NRSKarenRN
    OK, Nurse Mohammad, you can climb down off the soda machine now...Dr. Mouse left the floor.
    Last edit by NRSKarenRN on Mar 17, '12
  9. by   BundokSaint

    "Wow, Mr. Jones! You've taken this whole Guided Imagery technique to a whole new level!"
  10. by   martinalpn
    finally made it to the top of the seniority list and darn it one more person is here before me looks like they wont be here too long!
  11. by   martinalpn
    "you" and we thought we lost you
  12. by   martinalpn
    " I believe I can fly"
  13. by   martinalpn
    this is the length that we have to go to to meet those satifaction surveys'