Nurse-ified Song Titles?

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My coworker recently walked up to me singing "Looking for gloves in all the wrong places" (instead of "looking for love in all the wrong places). He then followed it with "(She's got a )Tick in her eye" (from the Beatles' "ticket to ride").

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What popular songs could you nurse-ify the titles of?

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Oops, You Coded Again

I'm A Poop-Wiper 4 U

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Do Not Resuscitate: sung to Nickelback's Rockstar.

Go to youtube.com, search for dnr song

Hysterical!!!

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there was one our instructor showed us in ns...

the girl with emphysema goes...uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

so funny!

http://www.toolivenurse.com/girl_song.htm

too live nurse. cracks me up!!!

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there was one our instructor showed us in ns...

the girl with emphysema goes...uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

so funny!

http://www.toolivenurse.com/girl_song.htm

too live nurse. cracks me up!!!

What on earth?! :rotfl:

Maybe I can come up with a few titles now today while up & running. :lol2:

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Oh heck, one of my old favorites doesn't even need to be changed.

"The Stroke." I am sure that, given the time, I could nurse-ify the lyrics...lol.

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Home Health.

"Residents Wandering", to the tune of "Ants Marching."

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To the patient who insists on playing with his central line - "U Can't Touch This" (MC Hammer)

To the patient who just had an MI - "Try Sleeping With a Broken Heart" (Alicia Keys)

To the patient that you just can't seem to get an IV in - "Waiting [for a] Vein" (Bob Marley)

To the patient that wakes up at 3:00am and follows you around - "All Night Long" (Lionel Richie)

To the patient's visitor who wants to know everything but you can't tell them because of HIPAA - "I Can't Tell You That" (Luther Vandross)

To the patient that just coded - "I Want You Back" (Jackson 5)

To the patient on a ventilator - "Every Breath You Take" (The Police)

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Specializes in ER.

Last ACLS instructor advised CPR compressions to the tune of "Staying Alive"..... or if its not looking good "Another One Bites the Dust"

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Traci, I was told by a paramedic that they suggest doing compressions to "Stayin' Alive" as well... The Muppet Show theme song (anyone remember that?) is also a good rhythm for compressions.

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lately when I hear Disturbia by Rihanna I think "Nocturia"

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