Not a school nurse but...

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You guys are freaking hilarious! I may just have to come hang out here with the cool kids. It makes me glad I work with the unconscious patient population. And why aren't all of you over on the blue side?

I haven't even had my coffee yet. Why are you awake OldDude?

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
I haven't even had my coffee yet. Why are you awake OldDude?

But by the Grace of God and to fulfill my calling of snatching kids from the jaws of death as they foray through a school of danger and disease - and head lice.

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

Who could sleep when there's this type of entertainment to wake up for?

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Twister: Right hand Red!

*everyone touches OldDude*

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*everyone touches OldDude*

kidzcare you got me.

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There's a creepy thread on Gen about texts. Just sayin'.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
There's a creepy thread on Gen about texts. Just sayin'.

That's scary, run Forest run!!

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
That's scary, run Forest run!!

You COULD be compassionate and hop on over there to give the OP the benefit of THEOldDude's wisdom....

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
You COULD be compassionate and hop on over there to give the OP the benefit of THEOldDude's wisdom....

Not a chance. I still have nightmares after seeing Fatal Attraction

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Okay, so my suggestion wasn't the best advice. Best not to go to that thread at all!

You'd be safe, though, in your long-sleeved, red longjohns....unless you were to have one of them there costume malfunctions. I shudder to think the misinterpretation a flapping back-door might invite!

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Okay, so my suggestion wasn't the best advice. Best not to go to that thread at all!

You'd be safe, though, in your long-sleeved, red longjohns....unless you were to have one of them there costume malfunctions. I shudder to think the misinterpretation a flapping back-door might invite!

WHO wound you up today?

Good lord, woman!

And you all talk about me?

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

but then everyone would see that ill advised Hanson MMMmmm bop tattoo that a certain someone may or may not have gotten back in the 90s

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