ICUnurse1997 MSN, APRN

ICUnurse1997 has 20 years experience as a MSN, APRN and specializes in AGACNP.

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   'About A Nurse' Caption Contest #1 | Nurses Month

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

   All I did was tell him it wasn’t time for another dose of dilaudid. Well there goes our patient satisfaction scores.
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   'About A Nurse' Caption Contest #1 | Nurses Month

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in General Nursing

   Janet: “Jim, what did you do this time to upset the patient? “ Jim: “All I said was that he can’t have family bring in fast food every meal since he is admitted with hypertensive emergency.”
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   Toon Caption Contest | Nurses Week

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in Announcements

   “Oh no sweetie, did they have you work in the COVID-19 unit again?”
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   Finish the Toon!

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in COVID

   “I agree the pox party was fun and all, but I’d rather go to a shingles bar next time.”
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   Finish the Toon!

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in COVID

   “Is anybody else getting a bad feeling that we may have misdiagnosed this rash as a Penicillin allergy?”
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   Finish the Toon!

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Joe V's topic in COVID

   “For tonight’s pox party, we will start off by playing connect the dots.”
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   Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   “Look, Jim, it’s your turn to take the psych patient. I’m still having nightmares from Freddy Kruger look alike from last week.”
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   Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Cardiologist cardioverted an elderly women who had atrial fibrillation. After cardioversion she was bradycardic, hypotensive, and diaphorectic. Cardiologist said to paramedic student, “She was doing better when she was in a fib so we should put her...
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   Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

   ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

   Cardiologist walked into patient’s room and said, “well, you’ve had a heart attack!” He then realized he went into the wrong room.
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    Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

    ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    If I don’t get something for pain I’m leaving. I don’t care if I have to sign a paper, I’m going to leave!! (nurse secretly has AMA papers ready to sign for the past hour)
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    Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    “What do you think? Should I tap that?” Realized he was referring to a pleural effusion on a chest x-ray.
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    Doctors Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week Contest

    ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    Just received a new ICU admission and was getting patient settled in bed. Had patient turned on side getting rid of extra linen. Doctor came in to see patient and wanted to do rectal exam. Since patient was already in position he said “you have to...
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    Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

    ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    I told you already, when mother puts her call light on you are to drop everything you are doing and respond immediately!!
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    Make a Meme Nurses Week Contest

    ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    I pity the fool who doesn’t come fluff my pillow and bring me a warm blanket.
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    Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

    ICUnurse1997 replied to Brian S.'s topic in General Nursing

    For the last time,Bob, I’m not going in there to start your patient’s IV. You’ve been off orientation for a month now and using a lame excuse about being afraid of your patient won’t work with me.