Magnet...They're Here...

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Oh, goodness, the dreaded surveyors will be in today. I have seen the most ridiculous antics by our sorry administrators in the 11th hour.

1. I was outside having my cigarette break, and within 20 minutes, I saw banners placed outside with pictures of staff and head nurses (including their full names and departments). Looked like a hall of flags. Many of the nurses were outraged, because they did not give permission for their likeness to be plastered so large that any car on the parkway can see their image, full name, and department they worked for.

2. The administrators were running around with vases of live floral arrangements and placed them EVERYWHERE, including front desks and hallways. Some of the patients and staff with allergies were damned near choking to death.

3. Charge nurse calls administration to ask for an additional nurse. Response: "What is a one word adjective to describe your CNO"? Charge nurse says "****, if she doesn't send me another staff member". Second call from another clinic for the same reason; response is "What is the 14th Force of Magnet"? It is like if you can answer a trivia question, you can get what you want.

4. 5:00pm, signs everywhere in our clinic demanding that we come in tomorrow morning at 8:00am. Period.

5. Message to our clinic; "They are arriving to you guys at 12:00. Do not see patients for that time". I mean, I thought we were here for patient care. Also, they cut down the panel to have less patients for the next three days. I feel sorry for the ones that need a refill for their meds.

I am so sick of this fake mess; they are not acknowledging the LPNs except to crowd a room. I am an LPN, and I have no issue that Magnet is geared towards the RNs, and I am not a bitter LPN. However, I do feel that one of those banners should have had an LPN's likeness on it (with her permission, of course...and I would not have volunteered). It is basically saying that we are the step children.

Wish me luck, guys, I'm goin' in to battle:angryfire:angryfire It is like a college hazing, and we were told that we may not get official word of the results for three months. Merry Christmas to the butt-holes.

Specializes in Community Health, Med-Surg, Home Health.

Now, I am hearing that they might be back in October. They should come on Halloween so we can great them with an egg shower.

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Toilet paper would be better, you don't have to worry about it breaking before its used.

Specializes in ED, ICU, PACU.
Toilet paper would be better, you don't have to worry about it breaking before its used.

Nahhh. TP them after the egg shower for a modern day tar & feather effect :clown:

Specializes in 5 yrs OR, ASU Pre-Op 2 yr. ER.

Use rotten eggs, though. Smell IS important.

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