January 2015 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Can you help us out? We have a cartoon with a missing caption.

We will give you $100 if you provide us with the winning caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ January 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

Could you take a phone call?

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Specializes in Hospitalist Medicine.

By the way, Mr. Jones hasn't had his Zofran yet.

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This patient needs to be down in x-Ray STAT!

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My patient likes to faux paint on the side...on the wall, on me, on the bed...

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I knew it was going to be a long shift when reported started with "golytely"

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And don't forget, I need vitals on Mr. Jones in room 2 asap

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You need to get Mr. Picaso cleaned up.

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Do the doo.

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Specializes in Adult and Pediatric Vascular Access, Paramedic.

Oh, hey, thanks for taking care of my patents while I was on break. I probably should have mentioned the enema, Miralax, and Colase he has had. Sorry.

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Lisa is still in the Christmas mood, "Deck the walls with bags of colostomy, fa la la la la."

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Specializes in Emergency.

So am I getting discharged today?

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Specializes in Rehabilitation,Critical Care.

Nurse to Doctor: "It's all YOUR fault"

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