Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

[Davey Do]

Psych nurse action figure ?

[MrChicagoRN, RN]

Farawyn said:

*looks down, then looks up at you*

I don't flirt...do I?

[Davey Do]

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don't flirt...do I?

It seems I recently saw a cartoon in one of those old comic strips about flirting...

lessee...

Oh yeah- here it is:

[No Stars In My Eyes]

It seems I recently saw a cartoon in one of those old comic strips about flirting...

lessee...

Oh yeah- here it is:

"Just think of flirting as a prophylactic during verbal intercourse!"

Sir, I think your...ahem...theory is...I'm sorry to have to say this, but I feel impelled to point out that your theory is, yes, full of holes!

(background music: "...and I guess that's why they call it the blues..."

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

Sir, I think your...ahem...theory is...I'm sorry to have to say this, but I feel impelled to point out that your theory is, yes, full of holes!

(background music: "...and I guess that's why they call it the blues..."

Thank you for your perspective, No Stars.

And speaking of the blues, Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure is dealing with the OCD blues:

[No Stars In My Eyes]

The thing is, how can flirting be a prophylactic? I would think it might be an inflammatoriator.

For example, there is the rock song: "One Thing Leads To Another".

Yeah, well, maybe it isn't a cause'n'effect thing, but still, is flirting meant to DIS-courage someone?

I s'pose it could all be in the facial expression and the tone of voice:

"You have udderly large mammary's for a male; here, let me take off my bra and see if it fits you..."

Insult, or A Flirting Come-On?

[MrChicagoRN, RN]

I s'pose it could all be in the facial expression and the tone of voice:

"You have udderly large mammary's for a male; here, let me take off my bra and see if it fits you..."

Insult, or A Flirting Come-On?

Emasculating insult, presented as a come on. Men don't want to be told their mammory's are large any more than a woman wants to be told that hers are too small. It's just not done.

I guess Flirting can be a prophylactic if structured to be only light and playful banter, and intended to not lead to activities requiring other prophylactics.

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Yeah, you're right. There is that fun banter that is fun because it IS going nowhere.

[Davey Do]

No Stars In My Eyes said:

Yeah, you're right. There is that fun banter that is fun because it IS going nowhere.

Yeah! Let's talk about something serious, like Patient falls.

There have been quite a few number of Patient falls on the Gero Psych Unit as of late.

All Staff Members are required to wear gait belts when they work the Gero Psych Unit.

Jacob Rockstar-RN has really gotten into wearing his:

[Davey Do]

Speaking of Jacob's imitation of the Elvis stance and Drug/Alcohol Treatment, Tetrahydroisoquinoline was once thought to be involved in the development of alcoholism.

Wouldn't it have been cool, if instead of saying "Thank you... thank you very much!", Elvis would have said:

[Davey Do]

Sometimes, we don't lock the barn until after the horse is stolen, or we don't take the necessary precautions until after the incident occurs!

[Davey Do]

You know, we use a lot of acronyms in our charting of a Patient fall...

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

the novice nurse thought that was chocolate... the pre school teacher mistook it for play-doh. us seasoned old crows knew better.