Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

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Psych nurse action figure ?

Knowledge is Power. A Feeling of Power helps to curtail Anxiety, Cognitive Dissonance, Abandonment, or maybe even Ostracism because No Stars and Farawyn know Something that I don't and I am Afraid of appearing Ignorant or Uninformed or Stupid or Something.

No Ostracism! Aww, Davey Do, we are just tugging your handlebars!

(We did tell JRRNPNAF what it stood for...you mean he didn't tell you? That's kind of Not Right, or Something.)

Although The skill of giving preference to long-term goals over more immediate ones is known as deferred gratification or patience, and it is usually considered a virtue, producing rewards in the long term, I will get you STAT!...

The Birkenstocks and the black socks is not a good look for me. Good lord...am I wearing wrist restraints!?

The rest of the ensemble is on point! Green is my favorite color. Thanks, Davey Do! :)

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
I knew him personally, but not Biblically, although 5 or 6 years later I probably COULD have known him Biblically, but I chickened out.

No Stars in My Eyes... THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
The way you reeled off that (acronym)...

We in the Medical Profession tend to use a lot of Acronyms. During Department Meetings, when Nurses would Spout Off strings of Acronyms, one Tech would often ask, "How do you spell that one?"

"DNR" is one Acronym we use quite a bit on the Gero-Psych Unit. In one of his Dumb Movies, Elvis sang a Song, titled "Do Not Disturb". If one Word in the Song was changed, it would still be fitting:

No Stars in My Eyes... THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

It's the COB of sex instructors!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

If you google "Gary LaPierre/WBZ TV/Boston" you can see that although the man has aged some, at least he does still have his own teeth!

And *I* could probably be a better 'instructor' than the guy in the photo you posted, who looks like a cross between Grandpa from the Munsters and an age-advanced photo of Charlie Brown.

No Stars In My Eyes said:
And *I* could probably be a better 'instructor' than the guy in the photo you posted...

Where can I sign up?

What?

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Ohhhhhh nooooo. I most emphatically do not instruct wimmins.

*I* thought you were wanting to sign up with the NSPBNGLF because you'd googled his name and thought he was still cute. *sigh*

Ohhhhhh nooooo. I most emphatically do not instruct wimmins.

*I* thought you were wanting to sign up with the NSPBNGLF because you'd googled his name and thought he was still cute. *sigh*

You aren't OT. Davey brought up the twilight career of GL (formerly of NSPBNGLF)!

I'd say you are succinctly ON topic.

(I did Google him, No Stars. He's looking good for an OLD GUY *runs*)

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Sure, Gary's an old guy now. I'm maybe 8 years younger than he is. Once upon a time he was slender, well built, had a full head of hair, and killer smile/laugh.

Once upon a time, it was much the same for me! Except, even now, at my age, I still have 92.7% more brown hair (mit nein ***'t from any colorant of any kind becept the natural 'me' genes) than grey/white hairs, and also my hair is is waist-length.

*preening in the mirror,fluffs hair and smiles*

"Vanity, thy name is No Stars"

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

The Talk of the Proletariat involves a Recent Meeting between a Pencil-Pushing Corporate Bureaucrat, whose Job is to Identify and Resolve Facility Problems, and the Director of the Psych Division of Cassius D. King Medical Center:

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Hmmmm...

It's the COB of sex instructors!

*I* could probably be a better 'instructor'.

Where can I sign up?

I most emphatically do not instruct wimmin.
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