Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure

[Davey Do]

Psych nurse action figure ?

[Davey Do]

Some time ago, the Safety Coach (may he rest in pieces of gold at his new job) took to referring to Eleanor, Rooty Payne, and me as "The Dream Team". An Agency RN once said we worked together "like a well-oiled piece of machinery".

Rooty's Birthday is next week, so I made a him a picture by which he could remember these Glory Days:

[OldDude]

Some time ago, the Safety Coach (may he rest in pieces of gold at his new job) took to referring to Eleanor, Rooty Payne, and me as "The Dream Team". An Agency RN once said we worked together "like a well-oiled piece of machinery".

Rooty's Birthday is next week, so I made a him a picture by which he could remember these Glory Days:

The Dream Team, "WE VISIT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!" HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:blackalien:

[Davey Do]

The Dream Team, "WE VISIT YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!" HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:blackalien:

[OldDude]

Would this be considered a "wet" dream?

[Davey Do]

Would this be considered a "wet" dream?

Possibly...

But this is THE Wet Dream:

WET DREAM

Kip Addotta

It was April the 41st - it being a quadruple leap year - and I was driving in downtown Atlantis.

My Barracuda was in the shop so I was driving a red Stingray, and it was overheating,

so I pulled into a Shell station.

They said I'd blown a seal.

I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay?"

While they were doing that I went across the street to the Oyster Bar - real dive.

But I knew the owner, Gill, 'cause he used to play ball the Dolphins.

I said, "HI,GILL!" - you have to yell, he's hard of herring.

So I bellied up the sand bar, ordered a Rusty Snail, hold the grunion,

with a peanut butter and jelly fish sandwich on the side, heavy on the maco.

I was feeling good.

I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's Squids, for the halibut.

Well, the place was crowded.

We were packed in like sardines.

They were probably there to hear the Big Band sounds of Tommy Dorsil.

He was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna: Salmon-chanted Evening

and the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers - probably there to see the bass player.

Well, one of them was this cute little yellow tail, and she's givin' me the eye.

So I figured this was my chance for a little fun - you know, piece of Pisces...

but she said things I just couldn't fathom, she was too deep - seemed to be under a lot of pressure.

And boy could she drink.

She drank like a... she drank a lot.

And then she gives me that same old line, "Not tonight, I gotta haddock."

And she wasn't kiddin' either, 'cause in walked the biggest, meanest lookin' haddock

I'd ever seen come down the pike.

He was covered with muscles.

He said, "Hey, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here."

I said, "Abalone, you're just bein' shelfish."

Well, I could tell there was gonna be trouble and so could Gill 'cause he was already

on the phone to the cods.

The haddock hit me with a sucker punch.

I landed him with a left hook.

He eeled over.

It was a fluke, but there he was lying on the deck flat as a mackerel.

I said, "Forget the cods, Gill, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon."

Well, the yellow tail was pretty impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend.

She said, "Hey, big buoy, you're really a game fish.

What's your name?" I said..., "Marlin."

After that we had a whale of a time.

I took her to dinner.

I took her to dance.

I even bought her a bouquet of flounders, on porpoise.

And what did I get for my troubles?

A case of the clams.

[OldDude]

If anyone can hear me please do a quick narcotics count!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

If anyone can hear me please do a quick narcotics count!

Gasp!!! They're all GONE!

[OldDude]

Gasp!!! They're all GONE!

That explains it... SpongeBob, chalk up another victim of the Krusty Krab.

[No Stars In My Eyes]

OldDude, Do you remember the Smothers Brothers singing a song about the love affair between Herman the lobster and Sally the crab?

Herman was lectured, warned by his own family, church, and community, warned their romance would never work out because ...

---2,3,4 ---:)

"Crabs walk sideways and Lobsters walk straight, so you can't ever take her for your mate...".."

One day Herman saw Sally on the street, and...there she was...walking as straight as straight could be! Herman went running over to her and said, "Sweetheart! Now we can be married!" and Sally replied,

" *hic* don' shweethar' ME!"

There are thousands of stories in the Big Ocean; this is just one of them.

[OldDude]

Why yes, I do remember that! I loved YoYo Man too.

[Davey Do]

Recently, during the admission process, a psychotic patient, for no particular reason, began insulting me.

At one point he said, "You're incompetent!"

I thought of responding like Vizzini from "The Princess Bride":

[No Stars In My Eyes]

I can think of so many inappropriate responses to that patient's comment, that if I posted them, TOS would yank me into next Tuesday over it!

Then my last sight would be a close-up of DD's mouth, surrounded by blurry snowflakes, speaking the word: "Rosebud."