Specialties Emergency
Published Mar 15, 2004
I wish I had a nickel for every time a patient presents to the ER with an extensive list of medications, that of course doesn't have the list with them because we have it "on file". HELLO!!!!!!!
NursesRmofun, ASN, RN
1,239 Posts
I have even had people videotape me when staring an IV on their loved one, and when cleaning wounds and etc.I just smile and waveSMILE YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA
I just smile and wave
SMILE YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA
Haha. I wish you had a copy to share with us (of the video)! :chuckle
RNin92
444 Posts
In other words I didnt give them the middle finger salute they so richly deserved
Ahhhhhh...but you just did my friend...you just did!!
:chuckle
petiteflower
230 Posts
ooooh, I would be so tempted to smile for the camera!! (the smile without teeth---mooning)
Unfortunately, probably would result in another patient---
Today I want a nickel for every lunatic that came thru the ED doors...and that doesn't count the staff!
OH MY GOD!
I think we had the ED filled with nothing but migraines all wanting narcs, lunch, and a cab voucher....
Or psychs wanting to kill themselves because they have no one...oh and a phone to call their 300 family members...
Or detoxers asking for help...and snorting up in the bathroom!!
Let me say again...
OH MY GOD!!!
prmenrs, RN
4,565 Posts
I wish I had a nickel for all the times I've had to attempt to explain, in Spanish, why it's not a good idea to feed your 6 hour old baby 2 ozs of formula, and then think it's gonna breastfeed. Yes, I know it seems like you're not making any breastmilk, but you are making colostrum, which is better than milk, and a gazillion times better than any formula company ever produced.
Then I get to explain it again to the mother-in-law, who thinks I'm an idiot, and her dau-in-law is trying to starve the grandchild.
I'm thinking of asking the NM to install a brick wall for me to bang my head against.
I didn't mean to hijack your thread. Go back to discussing those rascal-ly ER/D pts., and don't mind me, just had a very frustrating day.
teeituptom, BSN, RN
4,283 Posts
I wish I had a nickel for all the times I've had to attempt to explain, in Spanish, why it's not a good idea to feed your 6 hour old baby 2 ozs of formula, and then think it's gonna breastfeed. Yes, I know it seems like you're not making any breastmilk, but you are making colostrum, which is better than milk, and a gazillion times better than any formula company ever produced. Then I get to explain it again to the mother-in-law, who thinks I'm an idiot, and her dau-in-law is trying to starve the grandchild.I'm thinking of asking the NM to install a brick wall for me to bang my head against.
Know the feeling well here in Texasss
No problem my friend,
Frustration is the same wherever you work
JustaMaleRN
43 Posts
Sounds like my favorite. Get a call that they are bringing in a respiratory distress patient. Have a Critical care room prepped, vent on standby...usual stuff for asthma season. Patient come in on a gurney, no O2, looking as perky as a daisy after a spring rain. Asked her why she was here..."I have a cold" Any problems breathing? "Only through my nose" Did a quick triage on her, and sent her to the waiting room to sit in line with everyone else. She wasn't happy. "The ambulance brought me in...I should be seen before everyone else!" BAHHH!
Dave
AND FINALLY...If I had a nickel every time a nonemerency patient took the ambulance into the ER while the sickest -ready to code pt- drove themselves in--I wouldn't be working ever again!
If I had a nickel every time a nonemerency patient took the ambulance into the ER while the sickest -ready to code pt- drove themselves in--I wouldn't be working ever again!
Sounds like my favorite. Get a call that they are bringing in a respiratory distress patient. Have a Critical care room prepped, vent on standby...usual stuff for asthma season. Patient come in on a gurney, no O2, looking as perky as a daisy after a spring rain. Asked her why she was here..."I have a cold" Any problems breathing? "Only through my nose" Did a quick triage on her, and sent her to the waiting room to sit in line with everyone else. She wasn't happy. "The ambulance brought me in...I should be seen before everyone else!" BAHHH!Dave
How about the patient who is IN the waiting room, but tired of waiting...
So he calls the ambulance from the waiting room...
We here the dispatcher tone out to the hospital and we are looking around for the "person in respiratory distress"...
There he is out front...flagging down the ambulance...cigarette dangling from his mouth!!
:angryfire
Repat
335 Posts
Did you see the study just out that patients brought in by EMS are seen much more quickly than if you make it in on your own - hope they didn't all see it, or EMS will be overwhelmed!
Someone PAID for a study like that!!!
Didn't someone with the purse strings just want to say...duh?!!?