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Goofy call bell requests

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newtress has 3 years experience and works as a LPN.

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imaRN08 has 4 years experience.

2,342 Visitors; 85 Posts

"just wanted to make sure you were awake out there":icon_roll

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classicdame works as a Hospital Education Coordinator and adjunct nursing.

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"please don't interupt my favorite TV show with messages." I had to remind her we were not a concierge service.

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chelynn has 4 years experience and works as a LTC RN.

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3 am a pt in renal failure requested a milk shake. He didn't get one

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Sehille4774 works as a Pediatric Home Care, Trach and Ventilator.

9,831 Visitors; 236 Posts

A few fav's:

"Where's my tissue box? It's in your other hand. Oh, ok."

"I think there are little men on the roof outside my room..can u get them down?"

2am: 87 yr old man: Mom!!! I need you to come shave my whiskers!! Mom!!! I have to go to work!!! Mom!!!

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canigraduate works as a RN.

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"My pillow doesn't feel right. Can you fluff it?" (Pt. has full use of entire body. And was completely serious.)

"I'm cold, can you pull the blanket over me?" (Same pt., and the blanket was beside her.)

"Can you hold my penis for me while I use the urinal?" (Pt. didn't need help.)

"I'm hot! I'm blind! HELP!" (Normally oriented pt. with blanket over her head. Found out later she had a UTI.)

:jester:

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middleagednurse has 50+ years experience and works as a RN.

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Woman: "Nurse, I need my vibrator"

Turns out she wanted her percussion treatment.

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