Songs that you can relate to nursing.

frannybee · Feb 25, 2003

There's always the cough-syrup ad in the UK...

*sings*

Night Nuu-uu-uurse

Funky reggae beat, lyrics as follows....

tell her try her best just to make it quick

woman tend to the sick

because there must be something she can do

this heart is broken in two

tell her it's a case of emergency

there's a patient by the name of mickey

night nurse

only you alone can quench this here thirst

my night nurse oh god

oh the pain is getting worse

i don't want to see no doc

i need attendance from my nurse around the clock

because there's no prescription for me

she's the one the only remedy

my night nurse

only you alone can quench this here thirst

my night nurse

oh the pain is getting worse

i'm hurt my love

i don't want to see no doc

i need attendance from my nurse around the clock

because there 's no prescription for me

she's the one the only remedy

night nurse

only you alone can quench this here thirst

my night nurse

oh the pain is getting worse

i'm hurt my love

and i'm sure no no doctor got a cure

my night nurse

sbic56, BSN, RN · Feb 25, 2003

Originally posted by efiebke
Let me think on this one. Ummmm. . . .

Ah. . . .

Here's a few!

Bed Pan Blues
Doin' the Incontinence Rag
Ventilate Me (But Don't Resusitate Me)
Sarie Gamp's Enema Camp (my favorite!)
The Girl with Emphysema
The Little Girls from Nursing School
Nursing Queen
GOMER
Just While We're Here (my favorite ballad)
Las Llavas (The Keys)
I Remember a Time (my 2nd favorite ballad)
Nurse Mary
Nurse Byrd
Ain't No Fever High Enough
Scabies
She's Had It!
She's Got Them!
A Day and a Life (in the E.R.)
Puke
Foley Catheter Insertion: Male (it's not a song, though. It's a skit)
Brady Heart
V-Fib Pulsless V-tak
P.E.A.
I Am a Very Model of a Modern Glucocorticoid

. . . . Just to name a few. . . .

Cheers! :)

Ted

Looks like a few new ones there, Ted? I have to go check out your site again. Your music is a scream!!

night owl · Feb 25, 2003

"Under Pressure"

DAY-O, DAAAY-O... Daylight come and I wanna go home!

"R-E-S-P-E-C-T''

NICU_Nurse, BSN, RN · Feb 25, 2003

Originally posted by Furball
How about "Flight of the bumblebee"?

:roll :chuckle :roll

That was my weekend in a nutshell. Thanks for the laugh!

Kristi

Furball · Feb 25, 2003

From a comercial

STRESS HITS!

ARID WORKS!

(thanks Kristi :))

probable cause · Feb 25, 2003

Let's not forget a couple of the "classics", On the Commode Again and of course My Baby's Got Rabies...

Flynurse · Feb 25, 2003

Because they have the heat cranked up in the hospital:

"Its gettin hot in herre" -Nelly

Because I want to discharge all of my patients:

"Bye-Bye-Bye" -N'Sync

Because I took "forever" to empty a foley bag:

"Don't Know Why I Didn't Come" -Norah Jones

Because the patient is whining about nothing again:

"Cry Me A River" -Justin Timberlake

Because I float to different units everyday:

"Go To the Floor" -Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot

Because it seems to take forever to walk to the end of the hall"

"8 Mile" -Eminem

Because the nurse manager keeps yelling down the hall for me:

"Complicated" Avril Lavigne

*** particular verse "Chill out whacha yelling for? Lay back, its all been done before,

And if you could only let it be, you will see...."

Because I wish there were more of me:

"Army of Me" -Bjork

When I leave work for home, this is what I become:

"M.I.A" -Foo Fighters

probable cause · Feb 25, 2003

...and how could we forget this one

Leprosy,

All my skin is peeling off of me.

I'm not half the man I used to be...

Long Term Care Columnist / Guide · Feb 25, 2003

How about "I Haven't Got Time For The Pain" (of needing to pee, take a load off my poor dogs, etc.).

whipping girl in 07, RN · Feb 25, 2003

"Happy, happy, joy, joy..." (from Ren & Stimpy) as I'm doing the six-o'clock-the-shift-is-almost-over happy dance.

**SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN** · Feb 26, 2003

originally posted by mary dover
"welcome to the jungle"

mary...can't agree enough with ya here :rotfl:!

cheers!

moe

**SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN** · Feb 26, 2003

originally posted by night owl
"under pressure"

day-o, daaay-o... daylight come and i wanna go home!

"r-e-s-p-e-c-t''

:rotfl: