Patients Say the Darnedest Things - WIN $250! Nurses Week Contest 2018 - page 23

We've all been there. In our time as nurses, we've heard patients say some pretty wild things. Whether it's off-the-wall reasons for how they came to need medical care or something as seemingly... Read More

  1. by   Brian S.
    Thanks to everyone who has submitted an entry for our Patients Say the Darnedest Things Nurses Week 2018 contest. The winners have been selected and notified via private message so check your inbox to see if you've won! The grand prize winners have also had their winning entries turned into images and are posted in this topic! Thanks again and Happy Nurses Week!!!
  2. by   Nuhaamer
    One day they decided to change our scrubs at CCU into pale green with flowers on the top shirt. One patient came and said: it seems that you forgot to change your pajamas today on the way to work?!🤣🤣🤣🤣
  3. by   Nursemendez1
    True story , a patient comes in with her husband and says "he needs to see a Dr. right away. He can't breath and he needs an enema😳
  4. by   Garden,RN
    "Are those guys outside my door waiting to take my body?"
  5. by   Kitiger
    I had a visitor ask me if her friend could eat through the tracheostomy.
  6. by   Davey Do
    Not so much that the patient said the darnedest thing, but did the darnedest thing:

    He drank his own urine.

  7. by   catladyx8
    Oh my goodness!!! I am in tears laughing so hard!!! That was just too funny!!! Absolutely priceless!