Nursing Assistants Out There Be Ware

  1. Assistants Evaluation Memo

    Judy Smith, my assistant, can always be found
    hard at work in her station. Judy works independently, without
    wasting hospital time talking to colleagues. Judy never
    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and she always
    finishes given assignments on time. Often, Judy takes extended
    measures to complete her work, sometimes skipping coffee
    breaks. Judy is an individual who has absolutely no
    vanity in spite of her high accomplishments and profound
    knowledge in her field. I firmly believe that Judy can be
    classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
    dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Judy be
    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
    executed as soon as possible.

    Regards - Charge Nurse

    Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Charge Nurse:

    Sorry, but that idiot (Judy) was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my true assessment of her..[
    Last edit by GAstudent on May 20, '03
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  3. by   Brita01
    Ha ha! That's a clever way of writing what you really want to say. :chuckle
  4. by   SmilingBluEyes
    rofl goooood one.
  5. by   gwenith
    Not Bad Not Bad............:chuckle:
  6. by   healingtouchRN
    How funny!!!!
  7. by   PennyLane
  8. by   Hooligan
  9. by   mageean
    For filing in my memory bank!
  10. by   boopchick
    LMAO ...That was great!
  11. by   JedsMom
  12. by   luvbug
    You would have to be REALLY quick-witted to come up with that!!
  13. by   GAstudent
    yeah..found it online..
  14. by   straba
    That was great!!!!! I'm sharing that one with everyone at work!!