Here are some things I hear daily as a Phlebotomist as i enter a p.t.'s room or just around the hospital in general. Some are pretty humorous.
1) Cant you just pull blood from the I.V.? ( after its already been in for 2 days)
2) Some one already took blood from my wrist ( referring to the Blood gas test thats done by respiratory and not the lab)
3) OMG A VAMPIRE DONT BITE ME!! (as i was getting on the elevator)
4) Cant the nurse give me some morphine before you stick me?
5) I F****** hate needles man!( from a life long drug user)
6) OUCH!!!! ( during a trauma where the p.t. just had a massive MVA, but screams when a 23 gauge butterfly is inserted into the AC..even the docs laugh under their breath over this one)
7) just tie the blue thing ( tourniquet) around my neck you can get my side vein ( jugular) much better then in my hand.
8) just get it from the vein in my member there is nothing in my arms.:roll (drug user)
9) why dont you do night shift? wont you turn to dust when its 7 am?? ( some visitor who stoped me in the hall)