Day 5: 2016 Nurses Week Mashup Contest

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You've heard of Bennifer (Ben Afleck and Jennifer Garner) and Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) so you're familiar with mashups. We want your best nursing terminology mashups. Maybe you've been using this term for years or maybe you just created it five minutes ago. Whatever the case, leave your Nursing Terminology Mashup and a brief explanation of it in the comments below and you'll be entered to win a 3M™ Littmann® Cardiology IV stethoscope!

Winner will be announced May 13, 2016. Be creative. Be unique.

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That sounds like a DSP

(Day shift problem)

Mocter- The patients Mother who think she's a doctor from the college of Google

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In my line of work, we sometimes have clients for years and we know them and their family inside out.

So....sometimes...the initial of certain clients represented a certain type of personality, such as irresponsible, not compliant, or courteous, well-mannered, so on so forth.

So....our "mashup" is "XX", as the client's initial.

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Poley - a pulled Foley.

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Turtlenis- the hidden member head

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Hyperchondriac- The patient who develops every single side effect they read on the package insert.

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Walrrhea :wideyed:

Walking diarrhea

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Specializes in ER, Med/Surg.

Dilaudagan = Dilaudid + Phenergan

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Trauma, Telemetry, Step Down, PCU.

Cranial-Rectal Inversion. Often times it is airborne so take necessary precautions.

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CABGplasty (CabbagePlasty)- coronary interventions that are lengthy, and cover multiple vessels that would usually be a surgical consult.

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Specializes in ED MS.

I VLOW: when that IV line blows on you. "IV Blow"

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Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

Dramily

The family full of drama.

Used in a sentence:

The patient's dramily was here all night. Get ready.

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Specializes in Oncology.

PITA

Pain in the orifice

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