BLACK HUMOR: Santa Claus is in ICU

  1. I'm at it again. Yes, I know...I need therapy...

    Oh, We'd better watch out
    His face is quite blue
    He's got an NG
    And a rectal tube too!
    Santa Claus is in ICU!

    We've got his Kardex.
    We're checking it twice.
    His Foley bag's full
    And his beard may have lice!
    Santa Claus is in ICU.

    He should have skipped the cookies!
    He should have lost the pipe!
    He should have dialed down the stress
    And rested Christmas night!

    Oh, We'd better watch out!
    We've got all these elves!
    His room is so full that
    We can't fit ourselves!
    Santa Claus is in ICU.

    Oh, He's going home soon,
    Or so we've been told.
    By ambulance transport
    To the North Pole!
    Santa's leaving the ICU!!!!

    Merry Christmas, everybody! JeannieM
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  3. by   LasVegasRN
  4. by   JeannieM
    Vegas, I've never seen you speechless before! This one MUST have been bad! Happy holidays to you, too!:imbar :kiss
  5. by   Stargazer
    Hee hee.
  6. by   LasVegasRN
    No! Not bad at all! I was trying to find a big laughing Santa smilie but those were the better one's I found!
  7. by   JeannieM
    Whoops! The smilie didn't come out on my computer. I'll just picture your laughing face from your picture instead!
  8. by   emily_mom
  9. by   nursedawn67
    that was soo cute!!:roll :chuckle
  10. by   BMS4
    :chuckle :chuckle
  11. by   Just Angi
    TOOOO CUTTTEEE!!! :chuckle
  12. by   panda_181
    You guys are just not

  13. by   alwaysthere
    Whoever told you nurses were normal? And what were they on?