BLACK HUMOR: Santa Claus is in ICU

Nurses General Nursing

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I'm at it again. Yes, I know...I need therapy...:eek:

Oh, We'd better watch out

His face is quite blue

He's got an NG

And a rectal tube too!

Santa Claus is in ICU!

We've got his Kardex.

We're checking it twice.

His Foley bag's full

And his beard may have lice!

Santa Claus is in ICU.

He should have skipped the cookies!

He should have lost the pipe!

He should have dialed down the stress

And rested Christmas night!

Oh, We'd better watch out!

We've got all these elves!

His room is so full that

We can't fit ourselves!

Santa Claus is in ICU.

Oh, He's going home soon,

Or so we've been told.

By ambulance transport

To the North Pole!

Santa's leaving the ICU!!!!

Merry Christmas, everybody! JeannieM

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Vegas, I've never seen you speechless before! This one MUST have been bad! Happy holidays to you, too!:imbar :kiss

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Hee hee. :D

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No! Not bad at all! I was trying to find a big laughing Santa smilie but those were the better one's I found!

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Whoops! The smilie didn't come out on my computer. I'll just picture your laughing face from your picture instead!

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

that was soo cute!!:roll :D :p :chuckle

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:chuckle :chuckle

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Specializes in med/surg & geriatrics.

TOOOO CUTTTEEE!!! :chuckle

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You guys are just not normal...lol...

Amanda :)

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Whoever told you nurses were normal? And what were they on?

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