this is very funny

[J. Tigana]

An employee for Ansett Australia, who happened to have the last name of GAY, got

on a plane recently using one of his company's "Free Flight" programs. However,

when Mr.Gay tried to take his seat, he found it being occupied by a paying passenger.

So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat. Unknown to Mr. Gay, another

Ansett Australia flight at the airport experienced mechanical problems. The

passengers of this other flight were being re-routed to various airplanes. A few were

put on Mr. Gay's flight and anyone who was holding a "free" ticket was being

"bumped". Ansett officials, armed with a list of these "freebee" ticket holders,

boarded the plane to ask them to disembark. Of course, our Mr Gay was not sitting in

his assigned seat as you may remember. So when the Ticket Agent approached the

seat where Mr. Gay was supposed to be sitting, she asked a startled customer "Are

you Gay?". The man shyly nodded that he was, at which point she demanded: "Then

you have to get off the plane". Mr.Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said,

tried to clear up the situation: "You've got the wrong man. I'm Gay!". This caused an

angry third passenger to yell "Hell, I'm gay too! They can't kick us all off!" Confusion

reined as more an more passengers began yelling that Ansett Australia had no right to

remove gays from their flights. Ansett refused to comment on the incident.

[nimbex, RN]

:roll :roll

[Jayne LPN]

TOO FUNNY :p:p:p

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

Oh ho!!! So THAT is why Ansett went broke!!!:chuckle: