Forrest Gump goes to Heaven...

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

(too cute to resist)

The day finally arrives. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He walks

up to the Pearly Gates and is met by St. Peter himself.

The good saint says: "Well, Forrest, we're glad to see you. We have

heard a lot about you. I must let you know however, that the place is

filling up fast, so we have been giving an entrance examination to

everyone. The test is short but you have to pass before you can get

into heaven. You need to answer these three questions:

1. What days of the week begin with the letter "T"?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

3. What is God's first name? "

Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- that's an easy one. There are two

of them - Today and Tomorrow."

The saint's eyes open wide in surprise: "Forrest, that's not what I was

thinking, but . I'll give you credit for that answer. How about the

second question?"

"Now, that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I'll guess the answer to be

twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's

name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

"Well, there's gotta be twelve," Forrest answers, "January 2nd, February

2nd, March 2nd, ...."

"Hold it" interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going with this, and

I'll have to give you credit for that one, too. Let's go on to the next

and final question. Can you tell me God's first name?"

"Sure" Forrest replies, "it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaims the exasperated and frustrated saint. "OK, I can

understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions,

but just how in the world did you come up with the name of 'Andy' as

the first name of God?"

"Well now," Forrest replies, "that was the easiest one of all: ANDY

WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."

St. Peter opens the Pearly Gates and says, "Run, Forrest, run !"

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

:rotfl: Funny one jnette!

[Energizer Bunny]

Good one!!!! I loved that movie.

[suzy253, RN]

ahhhhh...that's great! :)

[nursebedlam]

:rotfl: :rotfl: good one :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Nitengale326]

You gotta love "gumpisms":rotfl: :rotfl:

[Nitengale326]

You gotta love "gumpisms":rotfl: :rotfl:

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: VERY GOOD JNETTE VERY VERY GOOD!

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: VERY GOOD JNETTE VERY VERY GOOD!

[Angela Mac]

:rotfl: awesome! a bit of redneck humor there too......lol:rotfl: