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As a nurse, some fears are unavoidable - especially when a patient says "_______________". Your challenge for today's contest is to fill in the blank. Check out the image and with your comment below, you'll be entered to win a $250 amazon.com gift card!

Winner will be announced May 16, 2017

UPDATE May 19, 2017

The winner of the 2017 National Nurses Week Fill In The Blank Contest was user Emtlmk92 who said:

"The only other time I have felt this way was when I had my heart attack."

2017 National Nurses Week - 7 Days of Giveaways

Well, according to the Internet...

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I don't drink, I quit 3 days ago!!

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My daughter is a nurse

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"...the last thing I remember was telling him to hold my beer and watch this."

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"I haven't pooped in like 5 days, is that bad?"

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"There's no rush, I'm a lifer. I'm in here for triple homicide." This was said by an inmate I was getting a breathing treatment for. The officer casually left me alone with the inmate like it was no biggie.....

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So your telling me your not picking your scabs they just started bleeding all of a sudden.

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(Patient found kneeling on the floor beside the bed on overnight shift 2am)

Nurse: Where were you going sir

Patient: I was getting in bed don't you know what time it is..... What time is it?

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Me:"Sir, how is your INR 13.1?!?!"

Patient: "Well the office nurse told me to 'take all of my medicine'..."

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You check the arm band and give medication and the patient says, That's not my name...

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"I did a computer search and..."

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As a nurse, some fears are unavoidable – especially when a patient says

"Oh! that wasn't a bedpan, well I really had to go".

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