Fear Factor, Nurse Style, Five Stunts... lol

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Okay so I love watching fear factor and was taking to a fellow nurse friend of mine and we wanted to know how many of you could get through these "nursing stunts":

1) 100 patients, 10 meds apiece, 1hour to complete... no errors

2) Eating the hospital food, with NO condiments (gasp!)

3) Licking the hospital floor... (yummy right) and yes you can disinfect your mouth after.

4) Working a 24hour shift in the ICU and ER... NO SLEEP

5) Transfering a 250 pound patient from bed to chair 10 times, no help

Me personally, I guess I'd try it but I would not be the fear factor champ!

~Crystal

Take the tuna sandwich from above, only eat it while performing a pelvic exam on a female with some nasty discharge...

:rotfl: :rotfl: OMG you guys are sick!!! I love it! :rotfl:

1) Instead of using the stick to collect the stool samples for a fecal occult, you have to use your finger.... then sniff it :rotfl:

2) Give yourself a SOAP SUDS enema, collect it a bedpan, then wash your hair with it.... I mean it does say SOAP SUDS! :chuckle

ANYWAYS, lol you guys are grossing me out, I QUIT I QUIT!

~Crystal

wow, this is perverse! i would not qualify for the prize, no matter what the amount!! how about performing deep breathing exercises through the nose for half an hour in a GI bleed room?

Inserting a foley catheter on an unwashed GI bleed patient...with your teeth...

Vag exam on 38 week 300+ lb unwashed 16 year old who *might* be in labor.

See how many patient dentures you can put in and out of your mouth before pucking. You have 1 hour.

See how many patient dentures you can put in and out of your mouth before pucking. You have 1 hour.

ewwww.... are the dentures at least CLEAN? Oh for the love of God... no food particles!

~Crystal

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.
See how many patient dentures you can put in and out of your mouth before pucking. You have 1 hour.

I was fine until you came up with this one!! Now I'm gonna :barf02: for sure.......I HATE dentures........AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH :uhoh3:

ewwww.... are the dentures at least CLEAN? Oh for the love of God... no food particles!

~Crystal

Of course they are not clean. everyone could use the protein. Wheres the fun with them being clean. You may use some listerine after its all over.

Of course they are not clean. everyone could use the protein. Wheres the fun with them being clean. You may use some listerine after its all over.

I literally got the shivers from thinking about that... meat particles... all soft and chewy bread... okay yeah... fear is definitely a factor for me Joe Rogan! lol

How about this.... inducing vomiting for 10 patients (lets say they are all sick from thinking about dirty dentures) and emptying their emesis basins into a blender... mix it up... what a WONDERFUL shake.

~Crystal

Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatric, Behavioral Health.

Ok, ok...I would have to concede the contest. No amount of money would be worth this!

Tweety, where do you come up with all this?...the bath tub idea was just too much for me.

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Wolfie

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