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at work, i've lost penlights, scissors, pens, notes, empty blister packs, etc. while i was on the john.
away from work, i've lost pens, my phone, dog and cat treats, my car keys, my checkbook, and
tickets to a doors concert i was treating my cousin to for her birthday -- which i fished out and dried on a kleenex. the look on the usher's face was priceless but we were having trouble not cracking up.
kathy
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Been in healthcare for 21 years. You are not alone. I actually have habit to prevent loss of my belongings! LOL!
I developed the habit of a mega-pocket unload onto the nearest safe surface like the jumbo toilet paper holder if the top is flat, prior to sitting (or hovering!). Also, keeping the most important things in your pants pockets (like cell phones or keys) and VERY CAREFULLY lower your pants a bit away from the toilet prior to sitting and pull up A STEP AWAY from the toilet, your cherished belongings may stay safe from the gaping mouth of the Toilet Monster.
Pat_Pat RN
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I went to sit on the toilet a few minutes ago, and just about lost the contents of my scrub top pockets into the toilet.