difference between a Graduate Nurse and an experienced Nurse...

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A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.

An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.

A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.

An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons.

A Graduate Nurse charts too much.

An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.

A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.

An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.

A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.

An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.

A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.

An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.

A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.

An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.

An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.

A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.

An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.

A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.

An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.

A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.

An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.

A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.

An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.

A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family".

An experienced nurse avoids the family.

A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time. An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.

A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.

An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.

A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.

An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.

A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.

An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.

A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag.

An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.

A Graduate Nurse doesn't find this funny.

An experienced nurse does.

ROFL! I will soon be a graduate nurse and I can see myself doing all those things. :rotfl: I remember once, when I was a CNA in ltc we had a patient on a low bed who rolled over onto the floor pad (about a 2 inch drop) and the nurse just freaked out, she was doing neuro checks and vital signs and running around like crazy. On the flip side, I have seen new nurses look at a patient in crisis and just say, well I'll leave a note in the chart, then we end up sending them out 911. So, unless you're experienced I guess it's better to err on the side of caution. But I have to say, when I see a nurse keep her/his head together in a crisis and calmly do everything that needs to be done I really have a lot of respect and I will definitely try to emulate that behavior.

Specializes in NICU.
student nurse (finally!) who finds it funny!

LOL truer words were never spoken

:eek:

I'm an experienced nurse!!!!

Although I do hear the tube feeding alarms, I hate trying to unclog feeding tubes!

Graduate nurse here who finds it funny, and I will probably do most of those things, especially the throwing up when a patient does. :chuckle

Specializes in Neuro/Med-Surg/Oncology.
A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.

An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.

Yep, that's me. :barf02: I'm getting better though. As long as there's no dairy products involved, I can tolerate it now. If it lands on me though, all bets are off. :chuckle God help me when I have kids. I'm done for.

Specializes in Women's Health.

Funny Funny Funny!

A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.

An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.

this is so true. i always check the caller ID first!!!! :rotfl:

Yep, that's me. :barf02: I'm getting better though. As long as there's no dairy products involved, I can tolerate it now. If it lands on me though, all bets are off. :chuckle God help me when I have kids. I'm done for.

You know what? I'm a new mom and you'll get through it. When we first came home from Poland with our twin baby girls we had a small 'reflux' issue to be worked out.

Yep, I unexpectedly caught the full load on my shoulder, then had both girls crying on my other, clean shoulder, and my DH laughing hysterically in the hallway because he knows I'm a 'sympathy hurler'. Even when the cats barf, I gag.

I managed and then laughed myself to tears.

As for experienced vs new grad, this puts me somewhere in between. :p

Yep, that's me. :barf02: I'm getting better though. As long as there's no dairy products involved, I can tolerate it now. If it lands on me though, all bets are off. :chuckle God help me when I have kids. I'm done for.

When we first came home from Poland with our twin baby girls we had a small 'reflux' issue to be worked out.

Yep, I unexpectedly caught the full load on my shoulder, my DH laughing hysterically in the hallway because he knows I'm a 'sympathy hurler'.

I managed and then laughed myself to tears.

As for experienced vs new grad, this puts me somewhere in between. :p

Oh my goodness, that was too funny!:chuckle

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