Published May 28, 2005
Michelle.
24 Posts
A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.
A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons.
A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.
A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.
A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.
A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.
A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.
A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.
A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.
An experienced nurse doesn't want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.
A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.
An experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.
A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.
An experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.
A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.
An experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.
A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance "to work with the family".
An experienced nurse avoids the family.
A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time. An experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.
A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.
An experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.
A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.
An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.
A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.
An experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.
A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag.
An experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some "cough syrup" in their bag.
A Graduate Nurse doesn't find this funny.
An experienced nurse does.
leopold
179 Posts
ROFL! I will soon be a graduate nurse and I can see myself doing all those things. :rotfl: I remember once, when I was a CNA in ltc we had a patient on a low bed who rolled over onto the floor pad (about a 2 inch drop) and the nurse just freaked out, she was doing neuro checks and vital signs and running around like crazy. On the flip side, I have seen new nurses look at a patient in crisis and just say, well I'll leave a note in the chart, then we end up sending them out 911. So, unless you're experienced I guess it's better to err on the side of caution. But I have to say, when I see a nurse keep her/his head together in a crisis and calmly do everything that needs to be done I really have a lot of respect and I will definitely try to emulate that behavior.
elizabells, BSN, RN
2,094 Posts
CHATSDALE
4,177 Posts
LOL truer words were never spoken
TreetopAngel_RN
83 Posts
I'm an experienced nurse!!!!
Although I do hear the tube feeding alarms, I hate trying to unclog feeding tubes!
shape0fmyheart
260 Posts
Graduate nurse here who finds it funny, and I will probably do most of those things, especially the throwing up when a patient does. :chuckle
NurseyBaby'05, BSN, RN
1,110 Posts
A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does. An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.
Yep, that's me. I'm getting better though. As long as there's no dairy products involved, I can tolerate it now. If it lands on me though, all bets are off. :chuckle God help me when I have kids. I'm done for.
OBRNinTN
119 Posts
Funny Funny Funny!
churdlpn
35 Posts
A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone. An experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.
this is so true. i always check the caller ID first!!!! :rotfl:
Stitchie
587 Posts
You know what? I'm a new mom and you'll get through it. When we first came home from Poland with our twin baby girls we had a small 'reflux' issue to be worked out.
Yep, I unexpectedly caught the full load on my shoulder, then had both girls crying on my other, clean shoulder, and my DH laughing hysterically in the hallway because he knows I'm a 'sympathy hurler'. Even when the cats barf, I gag.
I managed and then laughed myself to tears.
As for experienced vs new grad, this puts me somewhere in between.
When we first came home from Poland with our twin baby girls we had a small 'reflux' issue to be worked out.
Yep, I unexpectedly caught the full load on my shoulder, my DH laughing hysterically in the hallway because he knows I'm a 'sympathy hurler'.
imn2nursing
43 Posts
Oh my goodness, that was too funny!:chuckle