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Subject: Avid Golfer

There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf

fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He

gets up very early and golf's all day long.

Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses

quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his

car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour.

There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather

channel. From there he finds that it's supposed to be bad weather

all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly

undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's

back, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

She replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"

gwenith, BSN, RN

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That sounds like me all right


jnette, ASN, EMT-I

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I just KNEW you'd have a comeback... :rolleyes: :chuckle

So tell me... why are they called "skins" in those certain tournaments, anyway? :confused:

Speaking of tournaments, hubby is playing in one as I type, golf.gif so wish him luck. Last year he won, and received a year's free membership to the course plus a few other little goodies...:)


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:rotfl:hee hee


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Hee Hee!

FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I

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:eek: I bet hubby wasn't too happy! :roll


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