Could it really be?

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Ok if this is being done before I apologize, but I thought of a thread that may either be fun or a tragedy depending on where people take it. The rules are, make up a totally false statement or story about the person that posted right before you. The story should be nursing related but it's up to you, get creative and see what you can come up with. Since I don't have anyone above me I can't comment.......yet [emoji48]

Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.

One horse sized duck.

*flexes muscles as stepping into Sherman tank*

The PP enjoys doing physical exams.

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One horse sized duck.

*flexes muscles as stepping into Sherman tank*

The PP enjoys doing physical exams.

The PP enjoys receiving physical exams. From his PP.

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Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.

The PP goes around telling the patients in ICU to make their own beds, and there had better be straight hospital corners.

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The PP goes around telling the patients in ICU to make their own beds, and there had better be straight hospital corners.

The PP above me is telling people he knows the word "mitered" corners to cover up his inability to actually miter a corner. He is a corner mitering wannabe.

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Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.

The PP likes to lick the tongue depresser before using it on the patient.

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Specializes in Hospice.

The PP secretly dresses in white nursing dress (polyester, the better to shock your fillings out when you pull the sheets and blanket off a bed and touch the metal side rail), white hose, white nursing shoes (NOT Nikes or any other modern brand-the old school nursing shoes that made you wish for a swift and sudden death so your feet wouldn't hurt any more) and white nursing cap, lights a candle at midnight and channels ol' Flo.

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The poster above me is asking everyone if she can do their monthly breast exams. She insists on doing them in the middle of Times Square to measure breast stress.

The Naked Cowboy has been her "patient " 3x this month!

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Specializes in PICU.

The above poster started a new initiative to increase patient satisfaction scores. All patients that are intubated must make their own bed, provide two meals for nursing staff, and provide own personal hygiene. Scores have skyrocketed! Above poster now gets to wear the special sticker!

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The poster above me keeps a straight face when she clicks down the hall in her heels and pearls as Admin, which is why she chose this avatar!

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The PP buys used toilet paper in bulk and saves it for the upcoming toilet paper shortage.

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The poster above me caused the TP shortage. Damn hot wings night!

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Specializes in PICU.

Because of TP shortage, PP now tasked with heading a Task Force on reducing usage of TP. From today forward all TP must be numbered and counted. Secret Shoppers, headed up by PP, will observe all use of TP

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