Could it really be?

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Ok if this is being done before I apologize, but I thought of a thread that may either be fun or a tragedy depending on where people take it. The rules are, make up a totally false statement or story about the person that posted right before you. The story should be nursing related but it's up to you, get creative and see what you can come up with. Since I don't have anyone above me I can't comment.......yet [emoji48]

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The poster above me is a COB night nurse that tries to foley up all the male patients.

In fact, she wears a t-shirt that says Foley Up! to work every night. Just to make sure everyone gets the point.

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Farawyn was featured in Nurses' Magazine 2016 where she appeared on the cover with nothing but an pair daisy duke style scrub shorts and a nursing cap covering her chest. The cover read "Warning dangerous nurse"

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They make caps that big? ;)

The poster above me looks exactly like his avatar, which does not help when he is suturing, because, duh, no thumbs.

(Let's someone else play, now.)

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

The prior poster wore colorful underpants beneath white uni pants, and you could clearly see the word "KISS" on her left buttock, and the word "MY" on her right buttock.

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Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.

The PP likes to dull the stylus before starting an IV, and loves the fluffy patients for the challenge.

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
The PP likes to dull the stylus before starting an IV, and loves the fluffy patients for the challenge.
Truly a lie, because I can't hit a garden hose with a ten-penny nail!

PP works the Psych Wards in Kansas and wears a small black dog (Toto) on his name badge.

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The poster above me is actually a tiny twin growing out of my R glute, hence the name NOSTARS. I can never sit at work, and I am desperate for scrubs with some ventilation for my tiny twin who is posting above me.

And so is she.

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Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.

The PP uses used bed pans for party hats

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The PP uses used bed pans for party hats

Well, Shane, I heard a rumor that you use urinals for milk containers when you go out to your yak farm and milk your yak.

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Specializes in MICU, ED, Med/Surg, SNF, LTC, DNS.

Well, Far, I heard you like to go out, and run people over when your census is low. And keep track of the points. :)

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Challenge for the PP, what would you rather fight, 1 horse sized duck or a 100 duck sized horses? I heard the pp likes a good fight.

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