One nurse was starting an IV and the patient liked to joke around. The nurse told her that having an IV started was like losing virginity...alittle prick and alittle blood and its all over.....
Now, that isnt something I would ever say to a patient, but I would love to hear some funny one-liners said to your patients...just to lighten the air for the ones who are jokers. There is one nurse at work who tries to joke with her patients but she manages to make them mad and then they refuse to allow her to be their nurse again. Then there is another who could say anything to her patients and they would laugh. It just comes natural to her, talented in that aspect.
Just wondering if any of you have any funny things you say to your patients to cheer them up and make them laugh (when appropriate, of course).