Bombed CPNE and you'll never guess why

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Specializes in Hospice, ER.

Well, I bombed it. I was a anxiety ridden, crying wreck the whole time. I almost made it. Luckily, I had a scholarship so I'm not out too much money. I was such a wreck this morning I went to the doctor. She listed to my tale of woe and pronounced the I am officially starting menopause! :no: Quite frankly, this bothers me more than failing the CPNE. At least I know why I've been feeling so weird lately. Stupid menopause, why couldn't it have waited a few more months? I felt so out of character. It was like I was a stranger to myself. I'm gonna be a crazy menopausal lady!

I'm gonna go back in a few months and kick this cpne in the butt! I got low dose Xanax and it really helps. However, I'm still in shock - menopause! OMG!

Luckily, God doesn't close the door without opening a window. I had received a call for a job as a hospice nurse one month ago. I turned down the interview because of the cpne. Well Friday, when I was gone, they called again. I called back and accepted the interview. It's great opportunity and I really wanted to pursue it, but couldn't. I guess they can't fine anybody qualified for the job, and I'm definately qualified. So now I am going to pursue the job. When I get my RN, I can transfer to one of their hospitals or nursing homes, as this is a big company.

So, I can deal with failing the CPNE and I can deal with changing jobs, but I just cannot deal with menopause. :grn: Holy you know what!

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Specializes in EMS, ED, Trauma, CEN, CPEN, TCRN.

Awwwwww!!! :( *hugs* Wow, what timing, eh??? Now that you know how to keep yourself on an even keel, you will kick your re-test in the bootay. ;)

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Specializes in Hospice, ER.

Thanks Lisa. :heartbeat

I feel like I've been hit by a runaway freight train. I'm so glad I'm not crazy. The cpne will fall at my feet next time!

Onward and upward!

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Specializes in Wound Care, LTC, Sub-Acute, Vents.

sorry to hear about the cpne debanam. i commend you for having a positive attitude! you'll kick the cpne butt next time around!

angel

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Specializes in Hospice, ER.

Thanks Angel.

I was really upset, but after getting the news about the big M, I really put everything in perspective. After all, how many EC students managed to go into menopause at the same time they had to take the CPNE? I feel pretty unique.

Happy and safe Thanksgiving!

Deb

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Specializes in Pediatrics/Adult Float Pool.

well, i applaud your attitude about the whole thing! hugs and good luck!

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U will do it next time. A good attitude will surely go a long way. I too failed July 09 and passed sept 09. You can and will take home the trophy. :yeah:

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Specializes in Urgent Care.

I truly admire your positive attitude. Good luck on your re-test, I'm sure you're gonna kick it in the behind nest time.!!

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Sorry about the CPNE, I failed first time too. But Menopause is GREAT!!! (BTW, it should be called woMENPAUSE)

No more periods, cramps, leaks, PMS, sore boobies, bloat, etc. Save money on tampons. Try a few holistic remedies if the hot flashes get too much (altho they will keep your heating bill low this winter). you can buy a product called Estroven over the counter, or go to health food store and try black cohosh, soy products, B vitamins, flaxseed oil. Try a few things to see what works for you. Brain fog was my biggest problem, just had to roll with it. Now 5 years have past and my brain is working on all cylinders, doing yoga for my mental health and back health, filed for divorce and my kid is a junior in high school. My life is beginning again and I just got my first RN job in a nice hospital.

MENOPAUSE ROCKS!!! Now you are going to rock the CPNE.:yeah:

MauraRN

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Specializes in Hospice, ER.

Thanks Maura!

I'll definately try these remedies. I've joked at work about having hot flashes, but the joke is on me. I've put all my sweaters in storage and only wear tshirts and light track pants. I can't even stand jeans or a coat anymore! I've also got mega brain fog.

It's wonderful that you got your life on track. Once the divorce is done, new worlds open up. I've been happily unmarried for 8 years now. My unanniversery is 12/12. My kids got good report cards. My dad recovered from his triple bypass he had very unexpectly last month. My mom is fine. Truly, what more can I as for?

:redbeathewishing a happy and safe Thanksgiving to all!

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Glad all is well with your family. My son is doing great as well, captain of the cross-country team, student council, band, B average. Happily unmarried indeed!! I am going to have a PARTY!!

my hot flashes attacked my head the most. Finally cut my hair very short and am experimenting with temporary colors just because. Brain fog was very annoying so try some different natural remedies, soy and accupuncture worked for me, but every women's care and tx are different. You will kick that CPNE!!

MauraRN

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Specializes in Hospice, ER.

Too funny, I cut my hair off too. I will take down the CPNE and it will beg for mercy!

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