Best Sick Call slips

Specialties Correctional

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I can't turn off the alarm in my head.” Tinnitus or psych?

I need more energy, is there a pill for that?” When I saw him, his cellie had given him the solution: snort instant coffee. I recommended against that.

I see rainbows.” Eye problem, medication side effect or psych?

I have a abacus in my juggler brain” That would be ‘abscess on my jugular vein.

My eyes keep rolling in my head”. That was actually a medication side effect.

I've been asking and asking but nobody will give me a bandaid for my hangnail!”

Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

This, is THE funniest thread that I have ever read on this website, and that is saying something!!

Starting a new corrections job soon, and I'm looking forward to the interesting things that I will see, and read, lol!

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Specializes in Med-Surg Nursing.

picked one up that spelled pneumonia Namonya:D Sounds like a woman's first name :p

one spelled oxycontin 'oxycotton" the spellings crack me up

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