BEST Ebola Theories

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We all know them or have seen them on the Internet. The Armchair Doctors or Internet Microbiologists. Their conspiracy theories are wrapped up in so many tangents you wonder how they haven't accidentally hog tied themselves. So what are the best, horrific, hilarious, and/or interesting theories you have seen out there regarding the Ebola crisis.

Example: One of my lovely friends believes Ebola is a man made virus that is being used as a means of population control and "black genocide" and to test vaccines on African children. Oh and Robert Gallo "made AIDS".

Another example: Ebola was created by Africans and their inappropriate relationships with animals and the witch doctors.

Lovely. It's frustrating to see how all these people are exposed to the truth and here I am with my evidence-based practice looking dumb. I'm tired of being angry and all I can do now is laugh and soak it all in. Give me your best theories. Bonus points if you can connect several medical ailments like my friend going from Ebola to HIV conspiracies.

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Read on one of the web sites, sorry but I can't remember which one. Ebola will spread in the US because certain agencies [read CDC I am sure] are upset about budget cuts and the need to fight Ebola will ensure their future funding

Specializes in School Nursing, Public Health Nurse.
Read on one of the web sites, sorry but I can't remember which one. Ebola will spread in the US because certain agencies [read CDC I am sure] are upset about budget cuts and the need to fight Ebola will ensure their future funding

Yes because HIV and H1N1 failed at securing unlimited funding for the CDC so why not try Ebola?

Wow, I just went to link of nodisinfo.com (which claims Ebola isn't real?? That it's a hoax?!).

I had no idea that there were people out there so firmly rooted in conspiracy theories for EVERYTHING, that they have disavowed all belief in this disease, it's very existence.

Then again, there are STILL people out there who refuse to believe that the Holocaust occurred, despite crushing evidence to support the reality. And then these people find each other, and breed..... :sarcastic:

Specializes in School Nursing, Public Health Nurse.

My favorite group of deniers right now are the "Stevie Wonder Can See" people. The truth is out there!

Also, does any one know if anyone has made a case for Aliens and Ebola? Hey History Channel: if you just read that I want compensation for your future serious on Ancient Aliens: Ebola Edition.

Specializes in Nursing Professional Development.

There are a lot of really stupid people out there. Sometimes, it makes you wonder why we work so hard to save them.

Maybe the planet would be better off if some of them left.

There are a lot of really stupid people out there. Sometimes, it makes you wonder why we work so hard to save them.

Maybe the planet would be better off if some of them left.

Y'know, there really IS something to Survival of the Fittest as a method for humanity's continuation on Earth.

Anyone see the movie Idiocracy? ;)

My favorite group of deniers right now are the "Stevie Wonder Can See" people. The truth is out there!

ROFL, there are people that ponder this?! hahahahahaaa......then again, maybe we should be crying!

Specializes in PICU/Pedi.
Also, does any one know if anyone has made a case for Aliens and Ebola? Hey History Channel: if you just read that I want compensation for your future serious on Ancient Aliens: Ebola Edition.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Public Health Nurse.
ROFL, there are people that ponder this?! hahahahahaaa......then again, maybe we should be crying!

You're welcome.

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