Am I his father??

Nurses Humor


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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."

The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

renerian, BSN, RN

5,693 Posts

Specializes in MS Home Health.

I like this one too! LOL.



597 Posts

Specializes in Cardiolgy.

This is a good one, I always liked the difference between knowledge and faith:

A woman has knowledge that it is her child

a man has to have faith!!

Jay-Jay, RN

633 Posts

Oldie, but a goodie. I heard it on Dave Allen at Large ages ago....

Still makes me chuckle!


262 Posts

LOL! :eek: That's so funny!


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