Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 14

Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.... Read More

  1. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I want a nurse who's NOT on the Naughty List.
  2. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]If I don't get hot chocolate, YOU don't get vital signs.
  3. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]That's NOT the stethoscope I made for you.
  4. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]They don't tell you that elf shoes cause elf toes.
  5. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]So you just automatically assume that the reindeer droppings are from MY visitors?
  6. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I TRIED the sugar-free candy canes! I don't LIKE them!
  7. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I suppose next you're going to tell me that sugar plums AREN'T a food group?
  8. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]No, I will NOT talk to Santa about heart-healthy choices.
  9. by   jak2015
    [FONT=Arial, sans-serif]I'll bet you wish YOUR boss wasn't real.
  10. by   ImKosher
    I'm telling you! I'm not leaving til' I get a work note until the 26th!
  11. by   zero.
    "Sir this is a hospital, not a hotel. The call bell is not for room service."
  12. by   GitanoRN
    Sorry I can't take you of the NAUGHTY list!!!
  13. by   mariebailey
    I'll put in a good word for you with Santa Claus if you save the blood glucose checks & nutrition counseling for some other patient.