9th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 11

New Caption Contest - All you have to do is create a winning caption. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below. ... Read More

  1. by   nursewithskills
    She didn't want to bother at first, but when I told her Mr. Doe was
    stuffed in there she went at it.
  2. by   nursewithskills
    The education department decided to incorporate a more "hands on" approach to our stress management activities.
  3. by   nursewithskills
    All I asked was, "Can I borrow your pen."
  4. by   Kidrn911
    "You ask her"
  5. by   seanynjboy
    So this is what she does after a patient throws his bedpan at her...
  6. by   NyteshiftLVN
    "Um.. Now probably isn't the best time to ask for report."
  7. by   zieglarf
    Right patient, right time, right hook?
  8. by   wutevabcleva
    "... And here is the clinical portion of Dealing with Difficult Patients."
  9. by   FranEMTnurse
    She joined the Stressbusters Club to help her deal with the daily shift life around here.
    Last edit by FranEMTnurse on Aug 25, '12 : Reason: misspelled word
  10. by   nursefrances
    I sure do hope that's a punching bag and not a mattress folded in half. Is there someone in between there? Hey, has anyone seen....?
  11. by   Joe V
    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 9th Nursing Caption Contest
  12. by   kiki69
    "Did you get the memo? All nurses have to drink a protein shake and punch the bag for 20 minutes instead of eating lunch. They think it will promote stress relief and better overall health so we don't lose it on the patients."

    "Yeah, I got it. But I keep wondering, where did they put the break room furniture?"
  13. by   wilsonjr
    Nurse retention at it's finest.