10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

  1. Participate in our new Caption Contest!

    Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective.

    The winner gets $100!

    Caption Contest Rules

    To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

    A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 submitted captions.

    Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

    Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

    Don't forget to click LIKE.

    UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

    Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 10th Nursing Caption Contest
    Last edit by Joe V on Oct 12, '12
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  3. by   whichone'spink
    I'm guessing someone forgot to turn the suction on for that SBO patient.
    Last edit by Joe V on Sep 24, '12
  4. by   Wild Irish LPN
    "so , how would you describe the color and amount of your sinus drainage?"......
  5. by   leslie :-D
    you're having a meltdown, mr. boogeyman.
    i'll notify the psych unit.

  6. by   alo180
    "I told you pediatrics was not the place for you."
  7. by   seanynjboy
    I told you to keep the emesis basin close...
    Last edit by Joe V on Sep 24, '12
  8. by   seanynjboy
    Let me get someone to help you.
    Last edit by Joe V on Sep 24, '12
  9. by   azhiker96
    What makes you think the patient is nauseated?
  10. by   IamYuina
    I need to learn kun-fu to avoid secretions when I'm doing suctions to patients...
    Last edit by IamYuina on Sep 24, '12
  11. by   IamYuina
    "The next time you suction my patient I'll make sure I won't be at your back"
  12. by   IamYuina
    "I told you, she was nauseated"
  13. by   Murse520
    "I think you might have something on you face"
  14. by   Murse520
    "First day huh? Welcome to the nursing profession"