10th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 24

Participate in our new Caption Contest! Good afternoon nurses - Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with the winning caption to the cartoon below. You may submit... Read More

  1. by   Shagi
    I'm going to have to put you in isolation. See you in Spring.
  2. by   Shagi
    This isn't exactly the creeping cruds, but it does grow on you.
  3. by   Shagi
    Take two car washes and call me in the morning.
  4. by   Shagi
    Blink twice if you're breathing.
  5. by   martinalpn
    you say you've been having this problem how long.
  6. by   martinalpn
    patient replies "ma'am can I get some assistance please?"
    nurse "" just how long have you been waiting in the er sir?"
    patient replies " let's just say what started out as a snowflake has progressed into a full avalanche"
  7. by   nurse671
    Hmmm. Your giving me ideas of what I should be this coming Halloween.
  8. by   nurse671
    "You know its a little too early for Halloween but what the heck do you any treats with yah?"
  9. by   nurse671
    "Now now I know you want to win this years Halloween Costume but you might want to get rid of the smell"
  10. by   CTICU-RN
    I TOLD you to put an isolation gown on before you went in there!!
  11. by   caffeineaddict
    You look like a walking infection!
  12. by   caffeineaddict
    Sheldon you know we have a strict dress code. Where is your watch?
  13. by   caffeineaddict
    I know you're a new nurse but you sure are green!