Add to the story....

[bassRN]

Here is a fun game we used to play way back when our hospital first went to computers.

I will start a story below, then read from the beginning and add a sentence or two to the end. The next person adds a couple more lines and so on. This can make for some very interesting and sometimes downright hilarious stories.

Here goes:

One lonely Saturday night I am sitting at home with "a couple beers" under my belt and decide I want to go out. Not having any money I figure the Emergency Room would be an entertaining place to be. I check in with the complaint of......

[muffie, RN]

wig. pulled out her hair because school was so stressful. so she tried some relaxation therapies...

[Era]

wig. pulled out her hair because school was so stressful. so she tried some relaxation therapies...

... then George ( as in Clooney ) came in scrubs to give her a once over to decide what to do with her.

Then he discovered.....

[MS._Jen_RN, ASN, RN]

she wan't really sick afterall. She just wanted to meet him. He called in the RN who took one look and . . .

[DutchgirlRN, ASN, RN]

..... said "Siri,RN (iris spelled backwards), I don't blame you one bit, George certainly is easy on the eye's, he needs a IM in his backside would you like to.......

[Sonn]

to be admitted for detox, your hallucinations are out of control. Tell me, what are you seeing right now?":roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :chair:

[MS._Jen_RN, ASN, RN]

to be admitted for detox, your hallucinations are out of control. Tell me, what are you seeing right now?":roll :roll :roll :roll :roll :chair:

"Why, That nice gorilla over there is getting ready to give me a massage and then we are going to. . ."

[Justhere, BSN, RN]

"take a stroll to the Empire State Building where he will take me in his giant hands climb to the top." Oh no I'm falling to the earth because them stupid airplanes kept flying around his head where.........

[LiveZen]

.....we were climbing at the top, and now I've fallen and hit my head....now, nurses, I forgot to remind you of the 17 painkillers I'm allergic to, got anything stronger?

[muffie, RN]

So the ER nurse said take 2 tylenol and call me in the morning. Just a minute while I check all 12 cranial nerves.

[LiveZen]

So I went out to the waiting room and called 911 and said "Hey! I hit my head and they won't give me any pain meds!"

[qwerty12]

then the operator said, "the carpenter is on the way to repair your broken skull, although we had to check for signs of....."

[Justhere, BSN, RN]

brain matter leaking from your skull. But before we do that you might want to.......