A student's confession

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I just had a little K guy in here. Cute as a freaking button, only met him once this year. He tells me his belly hurts. Okay, no temp, ate breakfast, pooped last night. I gave him some water and let him rest. After a bit I said "Okay little man, ready to head back to class?" He gives me this pathetically sad, guilty look and says "Well. I have to tell you. I had a plan."

I said "Okay, what kind of plan?" and he responds. "My plan was to tell you I have a belly ache so you would call my mom and she would come here and I could see her. Because I really miss her!" and he bursts into tears.

I didn't know whether to cry because he was so cute and sad or laugh because he revealed his whole diabolical plan to me. It was priceless.

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
I am a huge crier, too! I cried yesterday when one of my little autistic girls told me her beautiful dog "is going to die and I won't see her!" I damn near lost it. Kids and dogs, they get me every time.

Once, I saw a billboard and it made me cry so much I had to pull over and compose myself.

Ever notice the kid and dog videos ALWAYS win America's Funniest Videos?

Ever notice the kid and dog videos ALWAYS win America's Funniest Videos?

I got a video from OldDude's Ass. Principal called "So Fetch! (The Making of the Pink Thong)"

We are going to submit that and win a buttload of money.

Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
I got a video from OldDude's Ass. Principal called "So Fetch! (The Making of the Pink Thong)"

We are going to submit that and win a buttload of money.

:roflmao:

Worst part of working every Sunday night, missing AFV. Go straight to YouTube, get sponsors (think visine and artificial tears)

Specializes in kids.
I got a video from OldDude's Ass. Principal called "So Fetch! (The Making of the Pink Thong)"

We are going to submit that and win a buttload of money.

I looked up quickly and all I saw was "I got a video of OldDude's A$$.........."

I am SO ready to get the heck out of Dodge!!!!

We wrote mom an e-mail. The kids love that.

I feel bad for him. He gets dropped off at the before care program at like 6:30 AM and doesn't get picked up from the after care program until 5:30 or so. He's a real cutie.

I felt my ovaries tingling when I saw how much he loved his mama. It also made me wanna cry because mine is all the way in Georgia! That's right. This tomato crab has a peach for a mom.

Oh that breaks my heart. Poor little guy.

:cry:

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