Top 10 Reasons To Go To Nursing School

[nurz2be]

10. I love 7AM clinicals...really, I do.

9. It costs as much as med school, but I get a real education.

8. Two Words: All nighters (spent studying)

7. Mountain Dew and a bag of M&Ms constitutes a well-balanced breakfast.

6. I enjoy ruining "ER" for my family and friends by pointing out the errors.

5. I get to pay $200 for a 10 pound book from which I will receive a full cardio and weight lifting workout every day as well as an education.

4. I get to explore my creative side with care plans and nursing diagnoses.

3. Understanding doctors' handwriting has always been a dream of mine.

2. People think I'm smart when I use dirty words disguised as medical words in public.

NUMBER ONE REASON....................................................

1. If I can survive nursing school, then I can definately survive being a nurse!

[2bRnKim]

That's cute!:lol2:

[traumaRUs, MSN, APRN]

Yes I liked it too - lol.

[ktwlpn, LPN]

Let me add one please...You get to start training your bladder to hold urine for 8 hours at a stretch (you'll never have to run for a bathroom break when you are out and about running errands on your day off-if you can get out of bed,that is)

[MAmom81]

I really like it!!! Very funny and true

[ChargeNurseAmy74]

NICE,thanks for sharing!!