What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 52

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   Fran_Nurse
    I know a mother who named her baby girl Melena

    Definition of Melena


    Melena: Stools or vomit stained black by blood pigment or dark blood products


    I also Worked with a man called Tracy




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    Last edit by Fran_Nurse on Mar 26, '06
  2. by   kimrncnm
    Without a doubt, the oddest one so far was, Oliver Dracula.
    The parents were into the 'Goth' culture.

    Kim CNM
    Illinois
  3. by   Hoping LVN2BSN
    Not a nurse yet, but my dad wanted to name me Itsadoll.

    It's a doll! My last name is House, Itsadoll House

    Wow!
  4. by   vamedic4
    Shi-thead

    NO that's not a joke...she was a young Hispanic woman...not that it makes a difference...but it still looks funny

    Pronounced shhhted

    We got a little chuckle out of that one, for sure.

    vamedic4
  5. by   Gabie Baby
    I have known a Treasure, a Precious, and a Pharoah.
  6. by   quiltncatch
    Dusty Clough (which they pronounce "cloth")
    Comfort Shields
    Oh, just remembered Sabean. They kept saying "It's a bean" in baby talk to the baby, you know how we do. It turned into Sabean.
    My brother named his son Ceasar (what that kid has to live up to!)
    Last edit by quiltncatch on Mar 27, '06
  7. by   Justhere
    Recently we had to talk a patient out of naming her baby what sounded like shutosh but when we asked her to spell it it was, sh*ta**. We told her there was no way we were going to put that on that babies birth certificate.

    Then we had a hispanic couple think we had already named the baby and they liked it, Female.

    Talking about the blue thing, have a friend whose babies middle name is sky and their last name is blue.

    Then there was one Whose name was Crystal Lier, wasn't to bad until you put the middle name in it. Crystal Shanda Lier.
  8. by   SE_BSN_RN
    My mom named me Sequin......to this day I don't like it and people rarely pronounce it right... UGH!!!!!
  9. by   greenjanell
    heard of a mother naming her cild orangejello, because she ate a lot of it while she was pregnant. its pronounced, orahnjello. he second child was lemanjello, pronounced, lemahnjello. a little strange...dont you think?
  10. by   Messink
    That one's been posted a thousand times already Greenjanell. Please think of something original.
  11. by   teddybear_scrubs
    Quote from Eeyore
    How about these...Miranda, Cymphany, Drako, and Dravin...Names of nieces/nephews. My niece Carisma just named her baby Enchantment, I swear I tried to talk her out of it.


    Hi all! This is the first post I have ever made. I usually just look.....but I have to say that I cannot believe Miranda is being put in with the weird name thread.......this is my name by the way, and while it is not that common, I have never thought of it as weird, I had a girl in my high school graduating class named this also.... oh well


    while I am posting I might as well say that my Dad swears to me that he went to school with a guy name Lon Moore.:spin:
    Last edit by teddybear_scrubs on Mar 27, '06
  12. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from teddybear_scrubs
    Hi all! This is the first post I have ever made. I usually just look.....but I have to say that I cannot believe Miranda is being put in with the weird name thread.......this is my name by the way, and while it is not that common, I have never thought of it as weird, I had a girl in my high school graduating class named this also.... oh well


    while I am posting I might as well say that my Dad swears to me that he went to school with a guy name Lon Moore.:spin:
    Miranda is a great name - not weird at all. I work with one whose nickname is "Randi".

    steph
  13. by   oreocookie
    Duribg my clinical rotation in OB I had a patient who named her daughter camry alexus mercedes and another to name her daughter pinkie(named after the father's grandmother). Poor babies.

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