You know you're canadian when... - page 3
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- 0Feb 23, '04 by sixesQuote from TraumaNurseI just love this one mind if I copy it for work????You might be Canadian if...
- You know what happens in Evergreen Forest when Bert Raccoon wakes up.
- You substitute beer for water when cooking.
- You know Casey and Finnigan are NOT a celtic rock band or inport beer.
- You have at least 1 Roots sweatshirt that always smells like cigarettes and beer.
- You've actually said, " stay where yer to, till I comes where yer at" (Newfie)
Canadian Temperature Conversion:
50 F (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 F (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
-40 F (-40 C)
Canadians rent videos.
-60 F (-51C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull sown their earflaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 F ( -273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F ( -295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the cup!
Have a great day
- 0Mar 14, '04 by nursecjQuote from LisaRN2BIn Quebec and the US (at least anywhere I've visited) the iced tea is literally iced tea!!! Ours is composed of delightful sugary crystals that have nothing to do with tea. I was traumatized as a child when forced to drink the Quebecois the glace.Interesting though! Sorry to butt in...I am not Canadian, but there are certain things on this sites list that are "Canadianisms" that are familiar to this American...
My family has always said housecoat for robe. Washroom is not an uncommon word here for bathroom. We have ketchup chips here, too. The Caramilk bar is here, too...except it's called Caramello (sp?) bar in the U.S. Oh, and I love the Barenaked Ladies!
OMG! Maybe I'm really Canadian! :chuckle
Je parle francais un peu. (Where's the darn cedille?) So I already knew what a serviette was. And having been to Canada (LOVE the beer, the land and the people) I can say, yes, everybody says "eh" at the end of their sentences. Americans just say "uh" a lot in the middle of theirs! Oh, and if you get lost in Quebec (yes, everyone here pronounces it Kwa-beck, not Kuh-beck) no one will acknowledge you if you speak English, so don't go unprepared...try your best to remember the French you took in High School and College and you may find your way back to the highway alright! (Yep, happened to me!)
- 0Mar 14, '04 by epg_peiQuote from RNBN2BThe rare Saskatchewan seal, from which we obtain the valuable Saskatchewan seal skin.You like to fool with non-Canadians by telling them about a friend of yours from Saskatchewan who happens to be half sasquatch ... or you tell people that one night you went drinking and went to look for sasquatch ...
- 0Apr 26, '04 by TDubYou like cod tongues.
You even know what cod tongues are.
Purity is your brand at home.
You put 'lasses on your toutons.
You call everyone "b'y", even little old ladies.
You know what GBS stands for.
You're a little in love with Alan Doyle 'cause he's such a nice b'y and he's good to his mam.
Somebody comes into the ED with a fishhook thru his eyelid and you don't even flinch.
You laugh at the mummers.
"Gotta get me moose, b'y!" makes sense to you.
You like accordian music.
Ditto bodhran and bouzouki.
You can smoke cigarettes in a windstorm on the fishing boat.
Can you tell I love Newfoundland?