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You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More


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    May 6, '12 by
    Quote from nicenurselpn

    I call my report sheet my "brain". I have been known to be seen running all over the building lookin for my "brain" which is where I put my patients vital signs on!!
    Lol me too!!!!!
    frenchfroggyRN and maelstrom143 like this.
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    May 7, '12 by
    Quote from babyRN.
    I have no idea what I would do with anything that big.
    That's what she said!
    MECO28, tayloramaRN2be, maelstrom143, and 6 others like this.
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    May 9, '12 by
    After major back surgey,you tell your nurse " give me the 10cc syring I'll take my own catheter out"
    maelstrom143, nrsang97, Punkrocksn, and 4 others like this.
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    May 9, '12 by Guide
    [color=#a9a9a9]you can discuss almost any topic or question that comes up whever you happen to be.

    ex. two md neighbors, one nurse wife and i discussed a new surgical procedure during a play intermission without ever leaving our seats.
  5. 2
    May 9, '12 by
    Quote from DeLanaHarvickWannabe

    That's what she said!
    LOL! Too funny.
    rntraveler2012 and DeLanaHarvickWannabe like this.
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    May 9, '12 by
    you believe tylenol, advil, or excedrin provides a large part of your daily calorie intake requirements.
    you believe every waiting room should have a valium salt lick.
    you believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
    you believe the pain will go away when it stops hurting.
    you don't get excited about blood loss unless it's your own.
    anything that can go wrong, will go wrong and if nothing has gone wrong, you obviously don't understand the situation.
    you've ever had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "i'm afraid of shots."
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe, tayloramaRN2be, maelstrom143, and 9 others like this.
  7. 1
    May 9, '12 by
    When you wear your scrubs on your day off. lol thinking you work
    Kandy83 likes this.
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    May 10, '12 by
    Your 2 1/2 year old, after climbing under the table at the restaraunt to get a dropped toy, says, "I need hand 'tizer. I have germs now."

    Your 4 year old gets a scratch on his hand. When you say, "Guess we'll have to cut it off so it doesn't hurt anymore," his response is, "You mean AMPUTATE?? No Way!"

    (from my grandson - his mom and grammy are nurses!)
    sharpeimom, DeLanaHarvickWannabe, tayloramaRN2be, and 5 others like this.
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    May 11, '12 by
    You are in your martial arts class, and tell the kid in front of you "go ahead and attack, I wrestle 200 lb drunks every night"
    MrChicagoRN, sharpeimom, DeLanaHarvickWannabe, and 3 others like this.
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    May 11, '12 by
    You are at story time with your kid listening to a funny book about a girl with volume control issues and all you can think about is why hasn't anyone checked her ears!?
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe, maelstrom143, nrsang97, and 2 others like this.
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